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    My wife is a 10. She’s train smoke. She has large fake breasts and can work like a man. She is the woman God sent to me..

    She can shoot a rifle, catch deer dogs, run anything DeWalt makes and ride the hair off a horse..

    She gave birth to my beautiful daughters and is a wonderful mother.. I have never had a second thought about being married and or faithful to her.. She’s my best friend and the raddest Mf I have ever met..

    But, I ain’t going miss a Saturday running 4pts in mosquitos, briars and communist deer tags.. Much less fight for or against any pos Russian and or Ukrainian jackass..

    So there’s that
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    Quote Originally Posted by PBiz View Post
    My wife is a 10. She’s train smoke. She has large fake breasts and can work like a man. She is the woman God sent to me..

    She can shoot a rifle, catch deer dogs, run anything DeWalt makes and ride the hair off a horse..

    She gave birth to my beautiful daughters and is a wonderful mother.. I have never had a second thought about being married and or faithful to her.. She’s my best friend and the raddest Mf I have ever met..

    But, I ain’t going miss a Saturday running 4pts in mosquitos, briars and communist deer tags.. Much less fight for or against any pos Russian and or Ukrainian jackass..

    So there’s that
    Bewm

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    What he said!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Gettin old is for pussies! AND MY NEW TRUE people say like Capt. Tom >>>>>>>>>/
    "Wow, often imitated but never duplicated. No one can do it like the master. My hat is off to you DRDUCK!"

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    There is all sorts of Youtube videos with "beautiful" Ukrainian women begging western men to come save them, "date them", help them fight for their homeland for an reward.....

    They actively recruited in the UK, in person. Specifically seeking out X SAS. How they knew whom to target has been a bit of dispute. To think they aren't trying something here isnt all that far fetched. I would imagine if it is an honey pot trap she doesnt want to get to close knowing he will not last long or is running several men at once, or quite possibly lost her own husband already and is merely filling her contract out to the Ukrainian .mil.

    They clearly are getting desperate after committing war crimes blowing up the damn yesterday am. Typical Nazi behavior, I'm waiting on Zelensky's Nero decree.
    Yup, he's crazy...


    like a fox. The dude may be coming in a little too hard and crazy but 90% of everything he says is correct.

    Sort of like Toof. But way smarter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PBiz View Post
    My wife is a 10. She’s train smoke. She has large fake breasts and can work like a man. She is the woman God sent to me..

    She can shoot a rifle, catch deer dogs, run anything DeWalt makes and ride the hair off a horse..

    She gave birth to my beautiful daughters and is a wonderful mother.. I have never had a second thought about being married and or faithful to her.. She’s my best friend and the raddest Mf I have ever met..

    But, I ain’t going miss a Saturday running 4pts in mosquitos, briars and communist deer tags.. Much less fight for or against any pos Russian and or Ukrainian jackass..

    So there’s that
    This is GREATNESS...
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    The big head following the little head.

    Unsavory.

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    i read blah blah blah hot blond chick. blah blah blah

    I swear you people overthink everything.
    Ugh. Stupid people piss me off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2thDoc View Post
    i read blah blah blah hot blond chick. blah blah blah

    I swear you people overthink everything.
    I read it and thought “ Rubberhead’s been hanging out with silent weapon”
    Houndsmen are born, not made

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    it did seem a bit sporadic but there was a hot blond ukranian chick wearing a guys shirt instead of someone with a guitar.
    Ugh. Stupid people piss me off.

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    But if you two nerds don’t believe it, well damnit, I reckon I do..

    A soccer player and a squirrel hunter not believing stories about the power of foreign vagina or espionage.. Color me shocked
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    You wont see that kinda shit at KRTs...

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    Quote Originally Posted by charlie horse View Post
    You wont see that kinda shit at KRTs...
    One of his only flaws.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PBiz View Post
    But if you two nerds don’t believe it, well damnit, I reckon I do..

    A soccer player and a squirrel hunter not believing stories about the power of foreign vagina or espionage.. Color me shocked
    the only thing unbelievable is your post....
    Ugh. Stupid people piss me off.

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    Biz shows up once a quarter, posts a forceful paragraph, and these wankers are in awe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fish View Post
    Biz shows up once a quarter, posts a forceful paragraph, and these wankers are in awe.
    Shut down the whole migration Bo…

    How busy are y’all?
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