D. B. Parr, who resided somewhere off the Jalapa exit, had fainting goats. I’ve never laughed so hard in my life.
My dad had some once & they were all doing their thing standing on see saws etc. I pulled out a .38 & shot in the ground. They all fell over. The ones in the air made a thump when they hit.
My life will be complete with some goats, a cow or two, and a donkey.
"Rivers and the inhabitants of the watery elements are for wise men to contemplate and for fools to pass by without consideration" -Izaak Walton
Probably not Deshontay. He hates goats.
That's a name I haven't heard in years... We leased some property from that dude for a year to hunt... Got to meet his son, and the rest of his family when we found them sitting in our deer stands on a Wednesday afternoon when they thought we wouldn't be coming in to hunt.... He was an interesting fella....
I turned a 2 hour survey into an all afternoon affair when I discovered the lady’s goats were fainting goats.
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