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    Default Tyler Jordan Skinny Jeans

    We couldn’t let Mossy Oak have all the fun. I am donating a pair of dark skinny jeans similar to the ones that Tyler Jordan (pronounced Jerdan) has made so popular with the tooted truck crowd. You are responsible for growing your own pathetic dirt stache, but that doesn’t look hard. I am happy to forge his signature and you can choose one Realtree catch phrase (Gobby, Boom Shackalacka, Dirt Nap, Thunder Chicken, etc).

    If you can’t call em, crawl em.

    $38 to start

    Them that don't know him won't like him, and them that do sometimes won't know how to take him

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    I know it's for me but I can't pass this up... I raise you to 46.50. Hahahahah

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    Pbiz got one of those long checks for those!
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    *Will not fit on any male who can squat his own bodyweight.

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    Do you squat when you tinkle?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PBiz View Post
    Do you squat when you take crap?
    FIFY

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    Posting pictures online of yourself with your taxidermy is little dick material.

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    You know your britches are too tight when you can't fit your hands in the front pockets. That said, $61

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    100$

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