Fishing Report

[Dook]

Thought some of you NON asshole types would like to see a NC Saltwater Fishing Report from Capt Rick Bennett. The sailfish report makes me wanna get out there again this weekend.


Hi Folks, Is it hot or what? Fishing is surprisingly hot considering the temperatures. We have been catching some nice flounder and redfish inshore. Near shore the shark action has been great and offshore sailfish have been biting like “the old days”. Now here’s my report:
Inshore: Flounder fishing has definitely gotten into swing with 4+ pound fish very common. Reds are plentiful on the falling tide. A few trout are being caught as well on the incoming tide near the inlets and in the river.

Near shore: Shark action has been great. Spanish have been on again and off again; just like they have been all year. Plenty of ‘cudas around to steal your fish or hit your bait. Some jack crevalle have been hanging at the artificial reefs.

Offshore: Sailfish have been on fire from 4 miles to 25 miles hitting ballyhoo. Kings and mahi are biting from 10 to 25 miles out on cigars, live bait and ballyhoo.

Gulfstream: The wahoo bite has been fairly strong. Big mahi and big kings have been biting as well.

The Rod-Man Fishing School schedule for 2008 is now up on my website. You may view details at http://www.rodmancharters.com/2008-a...ing-school.htm We are very excited to once again offer the school in Raleigh as well as Wilmington. In Raleigh we will be at the Gov. Martin Building at the State Fairgrounds and in Wilmington we will again be at the UNCW Executive Development Center. In 2008 we will have a several new and exciting speakers, including a well known captain from the Morehead City area and marine electronics specialist, Performance Marine out of Wilmington. Please check out the information on the site. These will be our best schools ever and we hope to see you there.

Check out the flounder photos at http://www.rodmancharters.com/fishingreports/

That being said, there is a lot more fishing to do this season. So as I always say…………….

Let’s Go Fishing!!!

[Fish]

What are you doing Dookie? Are you copying everything you see on the internet about saltwater fishing and trying to pass it off as your own?

Here. Let me refresh your memory.

Originally posted by Dookie:

BTW, only dorks and rednecks would even mention they caught a shark. It's just not done. Seriously, ask 2oof, he'll tell ya. [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Dude, you couldn't catch a fish in glass bowl with a fuckin hammer.

[Dook]

You obviously don't know me then.

Any day, any time, any body of water, you might learn me a thing or 2 in the salty water, but I will OWN you any where else. Now put that in your pipe and smoke it.

[Fish]

You don't OWN shit, Dookie. I grew up bass fishing. It's all I did for 10 years and you ain't gonna bluff me or fool anyone with a dumbass bet. [img]graemlins/fu2.gif[/img] You're about a day late on everything, ain't ya?

Looky here dipshit, you can't make something out of nothing. Let me clarify. Just because you talk a LOT of loud bullshit does not mean it is true. You ain't never really done anything outside of catchin a few "brimps" and 2oof outfishes your ass at every turn, so what's a guy to think? Hell, there are even pictures. And don't get me wrong, catching "brimps" is not a bad thing. But if that's all you've ever done, you really shouldn't try to tell us that you taught Santiago about handlines.

You would do well to take the biggest cork out of your little tackle box and shove it in your mouth. [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[SkinneeJ]

Fish, did you ever make it up this way?

Also, I hear that the Greater Barracuda bite has beeing going off right now. We saw plenty of them this past Tuesday.

[Fish]

Skippee, I did make it to SC but I didn't have time to stop in Chas. Sorry I missed you guys.

[Dook]

Originally posted by Fish:
You don't OWN shit, Dookie. I grew up bass fishing. It's all I did for 10 years and you ain't gonna bluff me or fool anyone with a dumbass bet. [img]graemlins/fu2.gif[/img] You're about a day late on everything, ain't ya?

Looky here dipshit, you can't make something out of nothing. Let me clarify. Just because you talk a LOT of loud bullshit does not mean it is true. You ain't never really done anything outside of catchin a few "brimps" and 2oof outfishes your ass at every turn, so what's a guy to think? Hell, there are even pictures. And don't get me wrong, catching "brimps" is not a bad thing. But if that's all you've ever done, you really shouldn't try to tell us that you taught Santiago about handlines.

You would do well to take the biggest cork out of your little tackle box and shove it in your mouth. [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

I don't own a cork fishdick, because I don't panfish. Is everything a pecker measuring contest with you? Just to let you know, I been bass fishing for about 25 years........You just have to be better than everyone. It's OK i consort with assholes every day.

When have you ever seen a picture of me with a brimp? And don't be foolish, Toof was outfished last friday evening, first, biggest and most.....and it ain't the first time, and it damn sure will not be the last. I know it sucks to be told that I will OWN you, but tickets are free, hell I will provide the top of the line equipment for you, and let you cast first.


So toot your horn about your saltwater endeavors, I actually heard you were pretty good at being a mate.......I don't see it via the internet, but in person you may know a little less or just be smart enough to keep your mouth shut.

Whenever you are within 300 miles of me, and you wanna board my hydrasports or my pond boat, I would love to have ya, but don't get pissed when you get your feelins hurt.

A bet is only dumb to the one who is skeered. [img]graemlins/fu2.gif[/img]

that is all.

[Fish]

Originally posted by Dookie:

And don't be foolish, Toof was outfished last friday evening, first, biggest and most.....and it ain't the first time, and it damn sure will not be the last.

You're just fuckin lying now.

[Duck Nitz]

Dookie is a liar.

Fish is an asshole.

Can we move on now? [img]graemlins/devil-flip.gif[/img]

[Dook]

Why would I lie to a bunch of fucking internet jerkoffs? Quit calling me a liar until you know what the fuck you are talking about.

got it, good.

[Dook]

Ask him....hell ask anyone that showed up to the workday on time, or stayed for lunch....


I saw you sneek out the back......It's OK if you are to good to eat lunch with us.

[KRT]

Dookie, does Murray count?

[Fish]

Originally posted by Dookie:
Why would I lie to a bunch of fucking internet jerkoffs?

I don't know. Why do you lie like that?

Trust me when I tell you Dook, I left because I was told to be elsewhere at noon. I was merely following orders. I do not claim to be the boss at my house. I would rather be happy than right. There was no snobbery afoot.

And besides, Salty was cookin and that's reason enough to stick around even when faced with the prospect of listening to your LYING bullshit. [img]graemlins/fu2.gif[/img]

[Fish]

Originally posted by Duck Nitz:


Fish is an asshole.

And you are a miserable wanker who spent the night stroking off into the wee hours and a sock instead of getting your sorry ass out of bed and building hen houses. On top of that, you used the lame excuse that "something" MUST have been wrong with your alarm clock.

Now who's the asshole?

[Dook]

KRT, Of course it does.

Fish, find something I lied about.....anywhere.

And your wife being the boss in your house helps me understand your plight.

[KRT]

Well bring that hydrasplit to Murray......

[Duck Nitz]

Fish: You're still the asshole. I am, however, the LAZY asshole! Have at you!!! [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Fish]

You've got it ALL figured out, don't you, Dookie?


Liar. [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Sportin' Woodies]

you really shouldn't try to tell us that you taught Santiago about handlines.

haha

[SkinneeJ]

Originally posted by Fish:
night stroking off into the wee hours and a sock

Wait. What's wrong with that?