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    Default I'd be lion

    if I said that I wasn't glad these things don't operate in prairie pothole country...


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    Wow that was pretty cool

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    When I become a coked out billionaire, I'm going to import some of those into my stretch of private waters
    “If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by everlast View Post
    When I become a coked out billionaire, I'm going to import some of those into my stretch of private waters
    I can see the headline now “Coked out billionare killed by his own attack hippos”

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    Watching one chase down the jet skiers could get interesting.
    "George Washington didn't use his freedom of speech to defeat the British, he shot them."

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    Cough cough rio grande cough cough

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    Quote Originally Posted by adamb61085 View Post
    I can see the headline now “Coked out billionare killed by his own attack hippos”
    White billionaire.

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    That hippo was not slow.

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    Train one to hold the hole for you....
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    Steelin' Ducks is the KRT of suppressors and such.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steelin' Ducks View Post
    Train one to hold the hole for you....
    Quote Originally Posted by Mars Bluff View Post
    Only thing we need to be wearing in this country are ass whippings & condoms. That'll clear up half our issues.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JABIII View Post
    if I said that I wasn't glad these things don't operate in prairie pothole country...

    Waking up a sleeping moose is about as bad.

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    hmmm hippo with a lion in it's mouth anyone?
    We gave you Corn,you gave us clap,bad trade.

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    I'd be hippon the idea to shoot one of those hippos but I'd need a bigger gun. It's pretty scary how fast those things can run in 5 foot of water...
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    Trivia about the Hippo's land speed - up to 30 mph on flat unbroken ground. Faster than a human .. just in case you are ever in one's way.
    F**K Cancer

    Just Damn.

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    Never get out of the boat..
    At least I'm housebroken.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duck Nitz View Post
    Never get out of the boat..
    You ain't watched " Jungle Cruise or Tarzan " Hippos hate boats from what I have been taught to believe
    F**K Cancer

    Just Damn.

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