You don’t need a police report in SC for a deer collision.
You don’t need a police report in SC for a deer collision.
Black Bart's gone?
I don't need my name in the marquee lights....
Quit trying to stir up shit, ya damn rabble rouser.
I've kilt a deer in a person's front yard with a pistol without asking. And left it laying there cause I was headed to work and didn't have a gambrel at the office.
We cool now?
I don't need my name in the marquee lights....
Yes.
Whew.
I don't need my name in the marquee lights....
close call
Ugh. Stupid people piss me off.
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-Samuel Adams
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You need a police report for a cow. And a picture of an ear tag and the cow because NO ONE is going to claim it. In fact, you’d be better off to tell your insurance company you hit a deer. A really big deer.
I was leaving work a few years back on 2nd shift. As I pulled out I saw a good friend pulled over with 2 other cars. I pulled in as I watched said friend take a yeller handle across the deers neck. About that time a woman screamed a peeled out in her car. Turns out a Mexican had hit a young buckling and broken 3 of his legs. The woman in the car was saying she was gonna call animal control but my buddy wasn’t having any of it. This was also right after midnight from 2nd shift. After the woman left the Mexicans that had hit the deer loaded it up and off they went. There wasn’t any saving that deer. If you have a responsible way to not let the animal suffer then by all means dispatch it quickly.
I miss my buddy though. He was killed a year later in a car accident at 27.
The neck is the wrong place. Insert blade in the armpit and give it some windshield wiper action. All over in seconds.
Gotta go balls deep though. No fucking around
22oz claw hammer. Works on lots too I hear.
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Hilarious.
I tried to help one out of the road one time, unsure of the severity of her injuries at first. An older gentleman had clipped her, but she ended up having some head trauma and wasn't going to make it. He was kind of upset. The mistake I made was not just shooting her in the road to start with. She kicked me right in the ankle. Left quite a mark. I limped to the car, grabbed the pistol, shot her and left the old man standing there with her to go ice my darn ankle.
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