Finally putting all of my custom turkey hunting stuff away for the year. Traveled to over 50 states. Populations are down though. So no pics this year. Sorry guys. A lot of turkeys died though. I'm awesome.
Finally putting all of my custom turkey hunting stuff away for the year. Traveled to over 50 states. Populations are down though. So no pics this year. Sorry guys. A lot of turkeys died though. I'm awesome.
Outstanding sir
humbling.
"Rivers and the inhabitants of the watery elements are for wise men to contemplate and for fools to pass by without consideration" -Izaak Walton
If you have a gobbler pelvic bone tootler that is signed with tiger blood, you are welcome to stop by the shop and see how many more I have than you. And you still can't have a hat.
What kind of hat are you making?
Did you raise money though?
I said no pics but had to share one. It has been a life long dream of mine to kill a turkey with a turkey neck using a turkey neck in Turkey.
(No jake decoys allowed)
We arrived in Istanbul on Thursday. I found a fat woman on my layover. She had a turkey neck. Check. I asked her to come kill a turkey with me in turkey using a turkey neck. I had to lie and say it was because she was pretty.
Her name was Martha.
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After letting her try on some bottomland camo we landed in Istanbul.
My weapon arrived soon after in the baggage claim
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We roosted some birds on the first fight
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They were on those towers.
The next morning we set up in a double Istanbul blind (no Jake decoys) and proceeded to beat the shit out of the boss tom with a turkey neck. Martha was shook up for a few min after the kill but her neck never stopped shaking.
We quickly loaded our trophy into a shopping cart.
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When we got back to the airport Martha looked me straight in the eye and said "welcome to the 69th legion".
I had never spoken to her of anything legion related.
#TFC proud
Lol
Is that a Russian turkey neck or standard?
Standard
I'm not interested in reversing nature.
Nice. I can’t wait to hear about your color phase spring bear hunting season.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home. -Tecumseh-
I have 1324 turkey necks signed by an obscure country gentleman from that region in Turkey. He hunts alone because nobody likes a prick from a Turkey. Unless you can't have a hat from Turkey. Come by the shop, and see my custom hats. No pictures.
But did y’all drink wild turkey? And did you get it from the only liquor store in America? These are pressing questions.
"I am a man, not an animal and I always try to conduct myself accordingly. Doing anything less is just giving up and expecting (and being okay) with failure."
Rubberhead
Did Martha's breath smell like hot warbles?
No merkin?
Bravo!
We do have TFC youth sized hats if you’d like one..
Natural Born Killer Prostaff - Killing Tomorrow's Trophies Today...
TFC -"Be tough or get tough"
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If I'm gonna wipe my ass I'll probably need an adult size. I haven't gotten over the travelers diarrhea
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