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    Finally putting all of my custom turkey hunting stuff away for the year. Traveled to over 50 states. Populations are down though. So no pics this year. Sorry guys. A lot of turkeys died though. I'm awesome.

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    Outstanding sir

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    humbling.
    "Rivers and the inhabitants of the watery elements are for wise men to contemplate and for fools to pass by without consideration" -Izaak Walton

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    Congrats on another great season!

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    If you have a gobbler pelvic bone tootler that is signed with tiger blood, you are welcome to stop by the shop and see how many more I have than you. And you still can't have a hat.

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    What kind of hat are you making?

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    Did you raise money though?

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    I said no pics but had to share one. It has been a life long dream of mine to kill a turkey with a turkey neck using a turkey neck in Turkey.

    (No jake decoys allowed)

    We arrived in Istanbul on Thursday. I found a fat woman on my layover. She had a turkey neck. Check. I asked her to come kill a turkey with me in turkey using a turkey neck. I had to lie and say it was because she was pretty.

    Her name was Martha.
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    After letting her try on some bottomland camo we landed in Istanbul.
    My weapon arrived soon after in the baggage claim
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    We roosted some birds on the first fight

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    They were on those towers.
    The next morning we set up in a double Istanbul blind (no Jake decoys) and proceeded to beat the shit out of the boss tom with a turkey neck. Martha was shook up for a few min after the kill but her neck never stopped shaking.

    We quickly loaded our trophy into a shopping cart.
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    When we got back to the airport Martha looked me straight in the eye and said "welcome to the 69th legion".

    I had never spoken to her of anything legion related.

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    #TFC proud

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    Lol

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    Is that a Russian turkey neck or standard?

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    Standard

    I'm not interested in reversing nature.

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    Nice. I can’t wait to hear about your color phase spring bear hunting season.
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    I have 1324 turkey necks signed by an obscure country gentleman from that region in Turkey. He hunts alone because nobody likes a prick from a Turkey. Unless you can't have a hat from Turkey. Come by the shop, and see my custom hats. No pictures.

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    But did y’all drink wild turkey? And did you get it from the only liquor store in America? These are pressing questions.
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    Did Martha's breath smell like hot warbles?

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    No merkin?

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    Bravo!

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    If I'm gonna wipe my ass I'll probably need an adult size. I haven't gotten over the travelers diarrhea

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