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  1. 05-04-2022, 08:08 AM #1
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    DAVE CHAPPELLE TACKLED BY MAN WHO RUSHED THE STAGE DURING PERFORMANCE AT HOLLYWOOD BOWL
    By John Gregory and ABC7.com staff


    Comedian Chris Rock, who performed earlier in the night, came on stage with Chappelle moments after the attack and joked: "Was that Will Smith?"
    LOS ANGELES (KABC) -- Comedian Dave Chappelle was allegedly attacked on stage at the Hollywood Bowl Tuesday night by a man who tackled him during his performance.

    Exclusive footage from AIR7 HD captured the apparent attacker on a gurney and being loaded into an ambulance to be taken to a hospital.


    Witnesses at the show took to social media, saying that the man rushed the stage and tackled Chappelle.

    According to ABC News, Chappelle and the man tussled on the stage floor before the man ran away behind a screen on stage. Security staff surrounded and tackled the man in the rear corner of the stage.

    Chappelle appeared to run toward the altercation, saying the man was being "stomped." Chappelle asked repeatedly for security to remove the man from stage.

    Los Angeles police confirmed to Eyewitness News that they responded to an incident at the Hollywood Bowl around 10:45 p.m. and a man who was reportedly armed with a gun and a knife was taken into custody. The man has not been identified.

    It appears Chappelle was uninjured from the attack, and video posted to social media showed him continuing with the show. The 48-year-old comedian was performing as part of the Netflix Is A Joke Fest.

    Comedian Chris Rock, who performed earlier in the night, came on stage with Chappelle moments after the attack and joked: "Was that Will Smith?"

    https://abc7.com/amp/dave-chappelle-...bowl/11816401/
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    Valid question.....
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    If Will Smith got stomped by security, I would break the internet re-watching the clip until my eyes went bloodshot and dry.
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    if will smith got stomped by security, I wouldnt watch or give a shit.
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    Ugh. Stupid people piss me off.
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    They stomped the shit out of that attacker. His arm was on backwards as the gurney was loaded..
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    Tyler Simmons wasn’t offsides. 1-9-2018
    Isaiah Bond didn’t catch the ball. 12-2-2023
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    Now his shoulder is trans too.
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    Tyler Simmons wasn’t offsides. 1-9-2018
    Isaiah Bond didn’t catch the ball. 12-2-2023
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    if this was a white guy trying to harm [fill in your favorite late night host who bashes conservatism constantly], abortion would be out of the news cycle pretty fast.
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    Quote Originally Posted by w33kender View Post
    if this was a white guy trying to harm [fill in your favorite late night host who bashes conservatism constantly], abortion would be out of the news cycle pretty fast.
    First thing I thought of...

    Also notice that the mall shooting here in columbia didnt even make national, and it didnt last a week on the news around here? Let it be a white guy....
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    Surprised he doesn't look worse than he does.
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    Just Damn.
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    Apparently, he had a plastic gun that had a switchblade-style blade that came out of the end and pointed it at Chapelle as he climbed on the stage. Chapelle has F-them money and he is obviously non-white so he gets away with his trans and anti-woke comedy; however, somewhere, there are lots of people happy about this and if he had been really hurt, they would have been far happier. He and John Stewart are about the only two that can survive not being FAR woke left and still beloved by the left. Bananas. MG
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    Quote Originally Posted by nitro5x6's View Post
    Surprised he doesn't look worse than he does.
    Bet he feels worse than he looks. The arm isn't supposed to bend that way, that's for sure.
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    I like fishing topwater. Will one of you jot down some of this redneck ghetto slang and the definitions for those of us who weren't born with a plastic spoon in our mouths?
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    I just noticed the fingernail polish.

    Beings this happened in California, when he files assault charges will he be looked on as a woman or a man?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBrother View Post
    I just noticed the fingernail polish.

    Beings this happened in California, when he files assault charges will he be looked on as a woman or a man?
    That was my thoughts as well. What part of the LMNOP community will it be a member of so that the aftermath can be ruled a hate crime?
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    Speaking of jokes, this guy's account on Twitter is gold.


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    Well, this is about the dumbest weapon I've ever seen.

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    Someone post the videos, please.
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    Might be best Hitler parody yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by w33kender View Post
    Speaking of jokes, this guy's account on Twitter is gold.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Featherduster View Post
    They stomped the shit out of that attacker. His arm was on backwards as the gurney was loaded..
    Nice, now he's going to have a big payday for his troubles.
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