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    Default Realistic New Years Resolutions….

    I’ll start with mine….

    1) Eat too much
    2) Drink too much
    3) Tell more people to fuck off
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    Quote Originally Posted by FEETDOWN View Post
    I’ll start with mine….

    1) Eat too much
    2) Drink too much
    3) Tell more people to fuck off
    So the same as previous years???
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    I like fishing topwater. Will one of you jot down some of this redneck ghetto slang and the definitions for those of us who weren't born with a plastic spoon in our mouths?

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    I’m not changing shit, I like me. Well, I might try to be a little more like Feets.
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    Two that I kpet all year, in fact one that I still do:

    1. Do not accept any pennies as change (still do)
    2. Read one chapter of the Gospel of John each day. This is not an easy book to read. A friend died and he always said that if you could only read one book it should be John. You end up reading it about 15 times through because it is only 21 chapters. You know the author is serious because this is the last line of the book:

    John 21:25

    25 Jesus did many other things as well. If every one of them were written down, I suppose that even the whole world would not have room for the books that would be written.

    Happy New Year. MG
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    Quote Originally Posted by FEETDOWN View Post
    I’ll start with mine….

    3) Tell more people to fuck off
    I’m already well down this road. I just don’t care anymore.

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    I hope to be down to about 250 this time a year from now. Got down to 287 then deer season started, and Halloween , and thanksgiving and Christmas and all the other bs I'm gonna blame my lack of willpower on. Back up to about 294 now.
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    Replace the metal on my clogging shoes with 50/50 flint and steel. Get a bigger adderol scrip. Cover public spaces in straw.

    That's it.

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    Lose 30#
    Fish more
    Hunt more
    Work less
    Host at least 4 families for Emily’s House.

    4 of 5 are achievable if I work less.
    Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.


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    I've put forth some concerted effort to increase my self awareness, especially regarding my flaws, which has led me to make some changes in an effort to become a better version of me. Seems like not many humans are very self aware and therefore overlook their own shortfalls yet are quick to call others out on theirs. I'm trying not to be "that guy".

    1. Be more consistent on my work outs. I'd like to gain the weight y'all are planning to lose, just in muscle. Find myself starting to get the dad bod during quarantine and had to make some changes. Got a new monkeyfoot thingy for Christmas, which is gonna help change leg day forever!

    2. Be more organized. We keep a calendar for the family stuff, but I mean both my personal and work stuff. My old boss told me if you don't put it on your calendar, the likelihood you'll actually do it during the work day can be thin. This will be difficult for me as I've always been the opposite of a planner. I fly by the seat of my pants. So putting things on the calendar and sticking to it will be a challenge for me. This also includes daily stuff, like running in the morning a few days a week and allocating dedicated times in the evenings after the kids go to bed to lift, and stick both of them, no excuses.

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    Cut my fast food intake by 50%

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    1. Lose 10# by staying active. Everything is starting to hurt and it makes me sit around more.
    2. Be nicer.
    3. Work through projects at work and at home quicker.

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    It’s all about small goals. That way they’re easy to accomplish, but if you don’t who cares it was just a small goal anyway.


    But seriously, start running again, shoot and fish more.

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    Work out more so that I lose enough weight that my alcohol intake will be less $ but have the same effect

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    Fitness:
    -hit 405 to 415 on bench
    -run a sub 7 mile
    -get back down to 7 to 8% bodyfat
    -transition over to 90% plant based diet
    -quit dipping

    Hunting:
    -kill an elk with bow
    -kill a wall hanger white tail with bow

    And most importantly spend more time raising my little dude

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    Quote Originally Posted by holdin down the fort View Post
    -transition over to 90% plant based diet
    Do you drive a prius?

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    Lol at fish

    Mine would consist of :
    Killing a harlequin
    Killing an eider
    Buying another piece of land in another state that has ducks.
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    Finally pull the trigger on that extended car warranty they’ve been calling me on.

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    Get my knee fixed
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    Get off my ass and find more old places to metal detect. Anybody?
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    Jan1 was one year no beer for me ( no alcohol at all) . One of the hardest thing I have ever done. But worth it , not going back.

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