At least I'm housebroken.
damn, that hog was just thinking about how he was gonna mess that dude up the whole time he was casually walking up.
Darwinism at its finest
"They are who we thought they were"
You can dress a fat chick up, but you cant fix stupid
slimy yet satisfying
“If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen.”
-Samuel Adams
But it was wagging it's tail
What is it with white people and wild animals?
And y’all laugh about us and fear of dogs
Btw, you won't hear me apologize often, so you may want to put that in your sigfile. ~Mergie
I forget his name, but went to see Dave Chapelle and his opening act, black guy, talking about a period when he was only into white ladies in their yoga pants that were always covered with "rescue fur". I can't do it justice, but it was pretty funny and accurate.
Also, speaking of:
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“If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen.”
-Samuel Adams
I don't want to see what he looked like afterwards but I would read his medical chart if someone posted it.
Ephesians 2 : 8-9
Charles Barkley: Nobody doesn't like meat.
"Eventually, all things merge into one, and a river runs through it. The river was cut by the world's great flood and runs over rocks from the basement of time. On some of the rocks are timeless raindrops. Under the rocks are the words, and some of the words are theirs.
I am haunted by waters" Norman Maclean.
Cmere little doggie.....help me. Lol
and what i typed first was funnier
and I AM NOT OFFENDED
Ugh. Stupid people piss me off.
Dumb ass city slickers
If a man is alone in the woods, says something, and a woman does not hear, is he still wrong?
Bipartisan usually means that a larger-than-usual deception is being carried out. —George Carlin
Common sense is not a gift. It's a punishment because you have to deal with everyone else who doesn't have it.
your avatar hints that you can swim and notice i havent made jokes about that.
yet
Ugh. Stupid people piss me off.
I saw an Asian guy sprint across the vet’s office when their office cat started walking toward him
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