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    Default I wonder if I can pet him?

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    damn, that hog was just thinking about how he was gonna mess that dude up the whole time he was casually walking up.

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    Darwinism at its finest
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    slimy yet satisfying
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    But it was wagging it's tail

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    What is it with white people and wild animals?
    And y’all laugh about us and fear of dogs
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roddie View Post
    What is it with white people and wild animals?
    And y’all laugh about us and fear of dogs
    I forget his name, but went to see Dave Chapelle and his opening act, black guy, talking about a period when he was only into white ladies in their yoga pants that were always covered with "rescue fur". I can't do it justice, but it was pretty funny and accurate.

    Also, speaking of:
    Last edited by everlast; 10-14-2021 at 10:07 AM.
    “If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen.”
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    I don't want to see what he looked like afterwards but I would read his medical chart if someone posted it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roddie View Post
    What is it with white people and wild animals?
    And y’all laugh about us and fear of dogs
    ol kat williams covered that pretty well. NSFW but funny

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    I am haunted by waters" Norman Maclean.

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    Cmere little doggie.....help me. Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roddie View Post
    What is it with white people and wild animals?
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    thats racist
    Last edited by 2thDoc; 10-14-2021 at 11:00 AM.
    Ugh. Stupid people piss me off.

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    and what i typed first was funnier

    and I AM NOT OFFENDED
    Ugh. Stupid people piss me off.

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    Dumb ass city slickers


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    Quote Originally Posted by 2thDoc View Post
    and what i typed first was funnier

    and I AM NOT OFFENDED
    U never are
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    your avatar hints that you can swim and notice i havent made jokes about that.


    yet
    Ugh. Stupid people piss me off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2thDoc View Post
    your avatar hints that you can swim and notice i havent made jokes about that.


    yet
    LMAO! Guilty as charged
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    I saw an Asian guy sprint across the vet’s office when their office cat started walking toward him


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    Quote Originally Posted by everlast View Post
    I forget his name, but went to see Dave Chapelle and his opening act, black guy, talking about a period when he was only into white ladies in their yoga pants that were always covered with "rescue fur". I can't do it justice, but it was pretty funny and accurate.

    Also, speaking of:
    We must have been at the same show, that guy was funny as shit. Was great when he kept telling the people looking for their seat to sit the fuck down because they kept walking past the only 2 open seats and interrupting the show.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timber Ghost View Post
    I saw an Asian guy sprint across the vet’s office when their office cat started walking toward him


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    like he was gonna eat it?
    or the other way around?
    Ugh. Stupid people piss me off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2thDoc View Post
    like he was gonna eat it?
    or the other way around?
    Running away…. Breaking stereotypes


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