Tips for Our Young Ducklings...

[Black Bart]

Had a newer member PM about a recent butt-hurt, which got me to thinking, how does one safely navigate the waters of SC.ducks? Here're are few pointers:

1. Have thick skin to survive this place. Give it like you get it. (Think prison, bruh; act accordingly to achieve respect accordingly).

2. "Pele the Dentine" is always right.

3. HS's is the quintessential Renaissance man and the epitome of all things Southern and good.

4. Fish always sounds angry, and his shirt-game is abysmal, but he ain't that bad.

5. ECU has done more cool stuff than Forrest Gump, and he's the most dedicated troll to walk this earth to date. Bar none.

6. BT2 types like Forrest Gump, but he's actually pretty dang sharp. Facts.

7. Common sense ain't always that common, even on here.

I think that about covers it. Feel free to add as you see necessary.

[Duck cutter]

Were his initials HJ?

[nitro5x6's]

Trad is the most revered late member here. For a reason.

[buckpro]

#8 - you're not a wildlife biologist, don't act like one

[Black Bart]

I ain't blowin' nobody up; just providing some general tips for the new fish (with all due respeck to the douche Fish). Take it for what it is, playaz...

[JJ1965]

Never, ever, type “Myrtle Beach”.

[Black Bart]

Never, ever, type “Myrtle Beach”.

I laughed out loud. Nice.

Oh, and Evil Knievel and Travis Pastranna ain't the baddest dudes ever to jump a motorbike. Facts.

[Bownut]

You sure it wasn't a "Note to self"?

[nitro5x6's]

Read anything you find from Mergie Master. He went to the end of the innerwebs to find the info...

[Black Bart]

You sure it wasn't a "Note to self"?

I put you in the Fish category, man. You always sound angry, but you're cool with me. Carry on.

[2thDoc]

take everything with a grain of salt but remember there is an ass of experienced woodsmen here who can teach you more than google.

[FEETDOWN]

9) Stop sending FEETDOWN PM's about Yetis. He doesn't sell them anymore.....

[SCswampCAT]

PM sent.

[2thDoc]

i sure could use a PM about a golf cart like ecu did.....

[SNAP Hunter]

9) Stop sending FEETDOWN PM's about Yetis. He doesn't sell them anymore.....

Lol. That’s awesome

[TheVisorGuy]

take everything with a grain of salt but remember there is an ass of experienced woodsmen here who can teach you more than google.

And who would those be? Not talking about soccer/hunting dentists

[Black Bart]

^^^I like how referenced yourself in the third-person. Makes you sound a LOT more important.

[HARV]

Always remember ,spelling ,punctuation and grammar are under intense scrutiny.

[SCswampCAT]

And use the damn sarcasm font if you want to be sarcastic.

[2thDoc]

And who would those be? Not talking about soccer/hunting dentists

you have to find them in the haystack