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    Default Despair is REAL

    Not my original work, but worth sharing:

    Brad lives in California..... He was sick of the world, of Covid-19, Trump, Russian belligerence, China, global warming, racial tensions, and the rest of the disturbing stories that occupy media headlines.



    Brad drove his car into his garage and then sealed every doorway and window as best he could. He got back into his car and wound down all the windows, selected his favorite radio station, started the car, and revved it to a slow idle.





    Two days later, a worried neighbor peered through his garage window and saw him in the car. She notified the emergency services and they broke in, pulling Brad from the car.





    A little sip of water and, surprisingly, he was in perfect condition, but his Tesla had a dead battery.





    Brad is a registered California Democrat.
    At least I'm housebroken.

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    I laughed

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    I did too... after the initial "where is this going?"

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    Baaaaaaaaaaaawhaaaaaa
    Gettin old is for pussies! AND MY NEW TRUE people say like Capt. Tom >>>>>>>>>/
    "Wow, often imitated but never duplicated. No one can do it like the master. My hat is off to you DRDUCK!"

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