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    Bob
    Honey...I'll do it after the season is over.


    Originally Posted by cudexter
    I would argue that JP has the highest "quality" to "trash talk" post ratio on this site.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tater View Post
    So they can Scandinavian
    like ya know it..
    At least I'm housebroken.

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    Eh

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    what do you call a kid with no arms or legs that hangs on a wall?
    Honey...I'll do it after the season is over.


    Originally Posted by cudexter
    I would argue that JP has the highest "quality" to "trash talk" post ratio on this site.

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Air Raid
    ... Wait till 3 years from now! ...



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    ART
    Honey...I'll do it after the season is over.


    Originally Posted by cudexter
    I would argue that JP has the highest "quality" to "trash talk" post ratio on this site.

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Air Raid
    ... Wait till 3 years from now! ...



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    How do you woo a country girl?


    A tractor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by justpracticin View Post
    what do you call a kid with no arms or legs that hangs on a wall?
    This reminded me of a Little Johnny joke
    Little Johnny knocks on front door: "Hi Mrs Smith, can Steve come out and play baseball with us?"
    Mrs. Smith: "Why Little Johnny, you know Steve doesn't have any arms or legs!"
    Little Johnny: "I know, we want to use him for home plate"
    Last edited by ecu1984; 10-29-2021 at 07:05 PM.

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    Steve? I thought his name would be Matt.

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    Why did the fox squirrel cross the road??


    To get to the OTTER SIIIIIIDE!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CurLee View Post
    Why did the fox squirrel cross the road??


    To get to the OTTER SIIIIIIDE!!!!!
    Standing ovation.

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    People don’t think grass be wet in the mornings.

    But it dew.

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    What pronouns does chocolate use?

    Her/she.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Black Bart View Post
    How do you woo a country girl?


    A tractor.
    I think this one was slept on. Read the answer slowly.
    - "My dad used to tell me that nothing good happens when you take your AR to an out of town riot. Or maybe it was that nothing good happens after 1:00 in the morning. I can't remember any more." - Wob

    - "Any thought of romance went out the window when I saw the Ohio plates" - Squirrel Master

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    you been napping...
    Ugh. Stupid people piss me off.

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    The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.
    We gave you Corn,you gave us clap,bad trade.

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    Did y’all hear about the guy that got evaporated?

    He will be mist.

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    On a roll sir.
    "Rivers and the inhabitants of the watery elements are for wise men to contemplate and for fools to pass by without consideration" -Izaak Walton

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2thDoc View Post
    you been napping...
    Been sorta sleepy in here.
    - "My dad used to tell me that nothing good happens when you take your AR to an out of town riot. Or maybe it was that nothing good happens after 1:00 in the morning. I can't remember any more." - Wob

    - "Any thought of romance went out the window when I saw the Ohio plates" - Squirrel Master

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    16 sodium atoms walked into a bar. Who came in next?

    Batman.

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    Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
    "Rivers and the inhabitants of the watery elements are for wise men to contemplate and for fools to pass by without consideration" -Izaak Walton

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