Bob
Eh
what do you call a kid with no arms or legs that hangs on a wall?
How do you woo a country girl?
A tractor.
This reminded me of a Little Johnny joke
Little Johnny knocks on front door: "Hi Mrs Smith, can Steve come out and play baseball with us?"
Mrs. Smith: "Why Little Johnny, you know Steve doesn't have any arms or legs!"
Little Johnny: "I know, we want to use him for home plate"
Last edited by ecu1984; 10-29-2021 at 07:05 PM.
Steve? I thought his name would be Matt.
Why did the fox squirrel cross the road??
To get to the OTTER SIIIIIIDE!!!!!
People don’t think grass be wet in the mornings.
But it dew.
What pronouns does chocolate use?
Her/she.
- "My dad used to tell me that nothing good happens when you take your AR to an out of town riot. Or maybe it was that nothing good happens after 1:00 in the morning. I can't remember any more." - Wob
- "Any thought of romance went out the window when I saw the Ohio plates" - Squirrel Master
you been napping...
Ugh. Stupid people piss me off.
The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.
We gave you Corn,you gave us clap,bad trade.
Did y’all hear about the guy that got evaporated?
He will be mist.
On a roll sir.
"Rivers and the inhabitants of the watery elements are for wise men to contemplate and for fools to pass by without consideration" -Izaak Walton
- "My dad used to tell me that nothing good happens when you take your AR to an out of town riot. Or maybe it was that nothing good happens after 1:00 in the morning. I can't remember any more." - Wob
- "Any thought of romance went out the window when I saw the Ohio plates" - Squirrel Master
16 sodium atoms walked into a bar. Who came in next?
Batman.
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
"Rivers and the inhabitants of the watery elements are for wise men to contemplate and for fools to pass by without consideration" -Izaak Walton
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