Dad Jokes

**Woodiewacker82** · 10-23-2021, 05:26 PM

Originally Posted by Featherduster

What starts with W and ends with t.

The period instead of a question mark was the give away.

**Luvin' Labs** · 10-26-2021, 11:48 AM

If a clown farts does it smell funny?

**Duck Nitz** · 10-26-2021, 12:52 PM

Why do ships from Norway have a huge bar code on the side?

**Tater** · 10-26-2021, 02:07 PM

So they can Scandinavian

**Black Bart** · 10-26-2021, 03:00 PM

I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

**Black Bart** · 10-26-2021, 03:00 PM

What kinda music do chiropractors like?

**Black Bart** · 10-26-2021, 03:01 PM

Hip-pop.

**Cwaysvt** · 10-26-2021, 03:19 PM

Do you know why Waldo had to go to therapy?

He had to find himself.

**Cwaysvt** · 10-26-2021, 03:24 PM

Just in case anyone’s wondering where I get all my dad jokes from.

I can’t tell you, it’s a secret dad-a-base.

**Tater** · 10-26-2021, 03:24 PM

:groan:

**Black Bart** · 10-26-2021, 03:24 PM

When you have a bladder infection, urine trouble.

**Tater** · 10-26-2021, 03:27 PM

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

**Black Bart** · 10-26-2021, 03:28 PM

Wanna tell you a construction joke, but I'm still workin' on it...

**Tater** · 10-26-2021, 03:29 PM

Originally Posted by Tater

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Same middle name.

**Black Bart** · 10-28-2021, 09:30 AM

What did the ocean say to the beach?

**LC17** · 10-28-2021, 09:34 AM

"Hi," because it waved...

**Black Bart** · 10-28-2021, 09:53 AM

The answer was, "nothing, it just waved", but close enough.

**flockbuster** · 10-28-2021, 11:55 AM

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?

**flockbuster** · 10-28-2021, 11:56 AM

Matt

**justpracticin** · 10-28-2021, 12:07 PM

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs that swims?

Thread: Dad Jokes