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    ICU
    "My resume is the trail of destruction behind me. " Bucky Katt

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    My friends are shocked when they find out I’m not a good electrician.
    I wish I could print this thread out on paper soft enough to wipe my ass with. -Glenn

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    I went to the summer Olympics once. Saw a guy carry a long stick, so I asked him if he was a pole vaulter.

    He replied, "no I am German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"
    "Rivers and the inhabitants of the watery elements are for wise men to contemplate and for fools to pass by without consideration" -Izaak Walton

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    :groans:

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    I used to have a hokey pokey addiction but I turned myself around
    "My resume is the trail of destruction behind me. " Bucky Katt

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    How do you make a tissue dance? ……. Put a little boogie in it

    What does a frozen beer, burnt pizza, & a pregnant woman have in common? ….. someone didn’t take it out in time

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    What kind of clothing do sharks like?

    Denim, denim… denim denim denim.

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    Sir. Would you like a quesadilla?

    Depends. How many come in a case?

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    Why’s it always hot in the corner of a room?

    Because it’s 90 degrees.

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    Did you hear the joke about the guy who fell in the upholstery machine?

    They say he's fully recovered...

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    ttt
    Ugh. Stupid people piss me off.

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    Want to hear a dirty joke?
    A white horse fell in the mud

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    I asked my doctor friend if he ever slept with a patient…

    He had the audacity to get MAD! Man, vets really have no sense of humor.
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    R. Not
    So then, just as you received Christ Jesus as Lord, continue to live in him, rooted and built up in him, strengthened in the faith as you were taught, and overflowing with thankfulness. —Colossians 2:6–7

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    HR CC's Leather and Lace (Lacy)

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    What starts with W and ends with t.
    I wish I could print this thread out on paper soft enough to wipe my ass with. -Glenn

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    Whiskey tango foxtrot

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    Wet fart

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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodiewacker82 View Post
    Wet fart

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    WT

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