What did the Redfish say when the crab scratched him?
What did the Redfish say when the crab scratched him?
I give up.
That’s the spot?
Know how you can tell when someone is about to tell a dad joke?
Its always apparent.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Aight. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Ground venison
Still no eyedeer?
Aight. What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no reproductive parts?
Know what the cheapest meat is that you can buy right now?
Deer testicles. They're under a buck.
These are great keep em going.
Still no fucking eye deer?
You know, Lance isn't a very common name any more. But, back in medieval times, people were named Lance a lot.
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A stick.
What is brown and sticky?
Aight. If you are an American before you walk into the bathroom and when you walk out, what are you whilst in the bathroom?
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