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    The wheelchair
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    Know the difference between boogers and broccoli?

    Kids won't eat their broccoli.

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    what do you call a hen looking at a pile of lettuce?

    A chicken sees a salad...
    there is not a thing wrong with 3 woodies a day!!!

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    Niiiiice

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    What do you call a cholos favorite rock band?


    The Foo Fighters

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    What’s at the bottom of the ocean just twitching?

    A nervous wreck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tater View Post
    Niiiiice
    Can't take credit, I picked that up from the cat docs office.
    Last edited by upstatewoodie; 09-13-2021 at 09:34 AM.
    there is not a thing wrong with 3 woodies a day!!!

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    Not surprised lol

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    Do you know why lesbians shop at Cabela's?
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    Because they hate Dick's.
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    Nice one flockbuster

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    who’dathought Mike Huckabee got jokes…

    Last edited by DoubleSprig; 09-16-2021 at 03:36 PM.

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    My daughter has been studying weather this month. Names of clouds. Weather cycles. What makes rain, etc.

    This morning on our way to school, she pointed to the high wispy clouds and say "Look Daddy, we have cirrus clouds today"

    I replied....................................."Are you SERIOUS?!?!?! Those are cirrus clouds?!?!?!"

    She punched me in the arm and did her best not to laugh.
    "Rivers and the inhabitants of the watery elements are for wise men to contemplate and for fools to pass by without consideration" -Izaak Walton

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    What's 10" and white?












    Nothing.

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    I like to say mucho around my Hispanic friends. It means a lot to them
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    What did one hat say to another hat?


    You stay here I’ll go on a head.

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    An Asian man goes to the eye doctor complaining about his vision.

    Doctor does some tests, and says, "Test results show you have a cataract."

    Asian man responds, "You're testing is cwap; and I drive a Rincoln, by the ray."
    Last edited by Black Bart; 09-17-2021 at 12:51 PM.

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    Lol, damn

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    Where do you go for a peekaboo accident?
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