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    Default Dad Jokes

    What did the Redfish say when the crab scratched him?

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    I give up.

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    That’s the spot?

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    Know how you can tell when someone is about to tell a dad joke?

    Its always apparent.

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    What do you call a deer with no eyes?

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    I have noeyedeer
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    Man is merely a two legged locust, devouring wild lands, developing and prostituting wildlife and fisheries under the guise of "use of the resource" for tremendous profit and moving on. Will it ever end?

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    Aight. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

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    Ground venison

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    Still no eyedeer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by coonsqualler01 View Post
    Aight. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
    Doesn't matter. It's not going to come to you anyways.

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    Aight. What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no reproductive parts?

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    Know what the cheapest meat is that you can buy right now?

    Deer testicles. They're under a buck.

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    What do you call a moose hitman?

    A moosenary
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    So then, just as you received Christ Jesus as Lord, continue to live in him, rooted and built up in him, strengthened in the faith as you were taught, and overflowing with thankfulness. —Colossians 2:6–7

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    Still no fucking eye deer?

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    These are great keep em going.

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    Quote Originally Posted by M.R.Ducks View Post
    What do you call a moose hitman?

    A moosenary



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    Quote Originally Posted by cajunwannabe View Post
    Man is merely a two legged locust, devouring wild lands, developing and prostituting wildlife and fisheries under the guise of "use of the resource" for tremendous profit and moving on. Will it ever end?

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    You know, Lance isn't a very common name any more. But, back in medieval times, people were named Lance a lot.
    Last edited by wob; 05-25-2021 at 09:19 PM.

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    What is brown and sticky?

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    A stick.

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    Aight. If you are an American before you walk into the bathroom and when you walk out, what are you whilst in the bathroom?

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