What do you call a fake noodle?
An Impasta
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What do you call a fake noodle?
An Impasta
- "My dad used to tell me that nothing good happens when you take your AR to an out of town riot. Or maybe it was that nothing good happens after 1:00 in the morning. I can't remember any more." - Wob
- "Any thought of romance went out the window when I saw the Ohio plates" - Squirrel Master
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What type of bear is toothless?
A gummy bear.
- "My dad used to tell me that nothing good happens when you take your AR to an out of town riot. Or maybe it was that nothing good happens after 1:00 in the morning. I can't remember any more." - Wob
- "Any thought of romance went out the window when I saw the Ohio plates" - Squirrel Master
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What’s it called when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
- "My dad used to tell me that nothing good happens when you take your AR to an out of town riot. Or maybe it was that nothing good happens after 1:00 in the morning. I can't remember any more." - Wob
- "Any thought of romance went out the window when I saw the Ohio plates" - Squirrel Master
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Well I reckon it is October so it is seasonal enough I can tell my favorite of my grandads dirty jokes I can remember.
Why don't witches wear panties?
So they can get a better grip on their broomstick
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People keep telling me that I am condescending.
That means I talk down to people in case you didn’t know.
Don’t know where they’re getting that impression from though.
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
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I ate a kid's meal at mcdonalds last week.
His mom wasn't happy about it.
Last edited by wob; 10-05-2023 at 11:46 AM.
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The one about the witch was greasy, young homie.
I’m so bored at work because all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
- "My dad used to tell me that nothing good happens when you take your AR to an out of town riot. Or maybe it was that nothing good happens after 1:00 in the morning. I can't remember any more." - Wob
- "Any thought of romance went out the window when I saw the Ohio plates" - Squirrel Master
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What's the added benefit of fingering a gypsy on her period?
You get your palm red.
"Rivers and the inhabitants of the watery elements are for wise men to contemplate and for fools to pass by without consideration" -Izaak Walton
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What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
“Gulhullach”
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Originally Posted by Tater
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I bought some velcro sneakers but they were a total ripoff.
- "My dad used to tell me that nothing good happens when you take your AR to an out of town riot. Or maybe it was that nothing good happens after 1:00 in the morning. I can't remember any more." - Wob
- "Any thought of romance went out the window when I saw the Ohio plates" - Squirrel Master
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If I see an Apple store getting robbed, am I an iWitness?
- "My dad used to tell me that nothing good happens when you take your AR to an out of town riot. Or maybe it was that nothing good happens after 1:00 in the morning. I can't remember any more." - Wob
- "Any thought of romance went out the window when I saw the Ohio plates" - Squirrel Master
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Whether you call it an axe or a hatchet really just depends on how tall you are…
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Police caught a guy trying to siphon gas out of a Tesla. They were only able to charge him with battery though.
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What does a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
They both can smell it, but not eat it.
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