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"My resume is the trail of destruction behind me. " Bucky Katt
My friends are shocked when they find out I’m not a good electrician.
Tyler Simmons wasn’t offsides. 1-9-2018
Isaiah Bond didn’t catch the ball. 12-2-2023
I went to the summer Olympics once. Saw a guy carry a long stick, so I asked him if he was a pole vaulter.
He replied, "no I am German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"
"Rivers and the inhabitants of the watery elements are for wise men to contemplate and for fools to pass by without consideration" -Izaak Walton
:groans:
I used to have a hokey pokey addiction but I turned myself around
"My resume is the trail of destruction behind me. " Bucky Katt
How do you make a tissue dance? ……. Put a little boogie in it
What does a frozen beer, burnt pizza, & a pregnant woman have in common? ….. someone didn’t take it out in time
What kind of clothing do sharks like?
Denim, denim… denim denim denim.
Sir. Would you like a quesadilla?
Depends. How many come in a case?
Why’s it always hot in the corner of a room?
Because it’s 90 degrees.
Did you hear the joke about the guy who fell in the upholstery machine?
They say he's fully recovered...
ttt
Ugh. Stupid people piss me off.
Want to hear a dirty joke?
A white horse fell in the mud
I asked my doctor friend if he ever slept with a patient…
He had the audacity to get MAD! Man, vets really have no sense of humor.
What starts with W and ends with t.
Tyler Simmons wasn’t offsides. 1-9-2018
Isaiah Bond didn’t catch the ball. 12-2-2023
Whiskey tango foxtrot
Wet fart
WT
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