What do you call cows that tell jokes?
Laughing stock.
What do you call a cow that doesnt produce milk?
A milk dud.
What do cows eat for breakfast?
Hay.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Yo momma.
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