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    Pictures of her ass, please.

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    I bet her ass taste better then ketchup on grits!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodiewacker82 View Post
    I bet her ass taste better then ketchup on grits!
    You'd never find out because I'd slap the taste out of your mouth for saying that shit to my face.
    Last edited by scatter shot; 02-23-2021 at 08:03 PM.

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    "They are who we thought they were"

    You can dress a fat chick up, but you cant fix stupid

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    Quote Originally Posted by scatter shot View Post
    You'd never find out because I'd slap the taste out of your mouth for saying that shit to my face.
    Sorry if you took that offensively it wasn’t meant to insult you or your wife it was meant to insult them nasty ass grits. Your the one who brought your wife’s ass into the discussion to begin with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Highstrung View Post
    Nickleback > Kiss
    Quote Originally Posted by Fish View Post
    All day long.
    Who the hell are you people?
    Quote Originally Posted by Tater View Post
    China Virus shoots a Hoyt.

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    Biscuits made with love and affection don’t come out of a cardboard can.
    When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home. -Tecumseh-

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    You're also one of select few clemings with sense.

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    A glass of ice water can be made with love and affection.
    Idiots....

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    Quote Originally Posted by scatter shot View Post
    My wife cooked that wonderful meal with great love and affection and she said, and I quote, " Tell'em they can kiss my ass!!"

    Bet she didn't put ketchup on her grits...

    Therefore:

    Scatter's wife > Scatter

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    That would be true on both points.
    My wife is a much better person than I.

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    Heavy whipping cream, salt, butter, and cheese...
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    Tip:
    Although it is natural for you and seems to be out of your hands, try to suppress your natural inclination towards dumbassedness and do some research of your own.I wish you luck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by beanhunter View Post
    Heavy whipping cream, salt, butter, and cheese...
    And chicken stock.
    Crops are harvested, animals are killed.

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    I reckon a lot of y'all need not wait for a invite to have "not just for breakfast" at the Scatter Shot residence!
    We gave you Corn,you gave us clap,bad trade.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fro View Post
    What happened to the bacon? How do you get it in a pile like that?
    bought it at Bobops...

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    "All conservation of wildness is self-defeating, for to cherish we must see and fondle, and when enough have seen and fondled, there is no wilderness left to cherish." - A.L. from A Sand County Almanac

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