I worked as a seasonal assistant park ranger at Eklutna Lake in Chugach, Alaska one summer. Every asshole mountain biker from Anchorage showed up a week after the snow melted with their Australian Shepherds that hadn't been outside for more than 5 minutes in months. They would take off on a 20 mile loop and the dog would monkey about mile 15. There were more than a few folks that could have used that thing since they couldn't use common sense.

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