Dog ate Hot Hands Hand Warmer

[justpracticin]

IMHO - Watch their activity level, regardless of the squirts. If they start acting lethargic, then act. Otherwise - let nature take its course. My labs have eaten or chewed a little bit of everything from 1st baseman's mitt to furniture, to 2x4's, to boat trailer wiring. Their activity level will tell you if something is wrong.

[mjiorle]

Canned pumpkin (not pie filling) for the squirts. If that doesn't help, or it's bloody or dog is lethargic, get to vet. My labs get about 1/2 a can with just a little less than normal kibble.

[BigBrother]

Feed them slices off a yellow onion and rub their jewels with burnt motor oil. If they try to fight you on it, be sure to demonstrate your dominance.

[2thDoc]

experience talking?

[BullJakeGrappler]

sardines.
end thread.

[BigBrother]

experience talking?

Yessir.

If he fails at the first option, he has to do an onion puree enema on both hounds...and that can get interesting.

[w33kender]

Onion puree enema: now there's an image!

[hickory]

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English cream golden retriever and his shithead partner in crime.
He was probably 40 lbs in this picture. Pushing 90 now.

[2thDoc]

so, to answer my question, "english cream" is just a way to make a golden retriever more expensive and uppity?

got it. thanks

[scatter shot]

Toof off the top rope.....

[Glenn]

I love this place. I learn so much.

[Drakey]

so, to answer my question, "english cream" is just a way to make a golden retriever more expensive and uppity?

got it. thanks

Just think, if it was an English Cream Golden Doodle...$$$

[mudminnow]

Just think, if it was an English Cream Golden Doodle...$$$

Better yet "pure bred english cream golden doodle".

[Tha Dick]

Better yet "pure bred english cream golden doodle".

Dang if that ain't an oxymoron......

[Elcid_Fowler]

so, to answer my question, "english cream" is just a way to make a golden retriever more expensive and uppity?

got it. thanks

Hahaha... How does someone keep a straight face when they say "I have an English cream golden retriever"? Just the words alone are a joke, English cream....golden. On the other hand...capitalism at its finest. Marketing is a great tool...

[FEETDOWN]

That’s not a Golden, this is a Golden....

[w33kender]

"English cream" as a color descriptor began with the UK's Kennel Club in the early 20th century [says Dr. Googleputz].

Cream would've been enough for us "colonials" but nobody can out-pretentious our cousins across the pond.

[Woodiewacker82]

Is this like a silver lab just gayer?

[Woodiewacker82]

Cream retriever sounds gross.

[mudminnow]

I wonder if the English creams pick up cockleburs and beggar ticks like mine 3F6E6EE3-3139-4909-A8B6-31E344F0CFF3.jpg