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    Default They talk about sharks

    The ability of a shark to smell a single drop of blood in the water.

    "They" should talk about the ability of a 12 year old half blind, all the way deaf black lab to smell a molecule of this in the air from 5 rooms away when all you are trying to do is feed the other dog with the bad tooth something soft...


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    How about the ability of every animal in my house to wake from a dead sleep when some food item in a plastic bag is opened?? Sumbitches wouldn't wake up if a bomb went off outside but open a Little Debbie and they come running.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BCR3 View Post
    How about the ability of every animal in my house to wake from a dead sleep when some food item in a plastic bag is opened?? Sumbitches wouldn't wake up if a bomb went off outside but open a Little Debbie and they come running.
    Ain't that da truf...

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    Or how about sugar ants being able to find that one cheerio that my kid dropped on the floor of my truck.

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    Shit, be glad sugar ants, I've had a trail of fire ants in the truck.
    Low country redneck who moved north

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    Quote Originally Posted by BCR3 View Post
    How about the ability of every animal in my house to wake from a dead sleep when some food item in a plastic bag is opened?? Sumbitches wouldn't wake up if a bomb went off outside but open a Little Debbie and they come running.
    Amen. Nutz had one that could hear you open a Star Crunch from 300 yards, then sneak into your room while you are looking at your phone and individually steal each one left in the box without making a sound. 9 or 10 trips in and out of a tiny hotel room and not one peep. Unreal.

    Maybe more impressive was her ability to hide the evidence of the whole thing...

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