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    Farmer went to feed his cows and this deer was in the pasture. He pulled out a gun and shot him.

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    Mercy

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    Bucket list buck for me, double drop tines.
    Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.


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    If he's growing deer that big in the pasture, what in the world do his cows look like?
    "This is My commandment, that you love one another as I have loved you." John 15:12

    "Strive for peace with everyone, and for the holiness without which no one will see the Lord." Hebrews 12:14

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    Probley dont even care about deer hunting ,just protecting his cows damn shame I couldn't be there that day

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    He’ll probably nail the antlers to the side of the smokehouse with the rest of them.

    Might make a nice set of rattlin horns for one of his grandsons.
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    Best short story ever.

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    Amish?

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    Where?

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    Paxville

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    Not sc

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frank1 View Post
    Where?
    Pelzer is what I heard
    Houndsmen are born, not made

    Quote Originally Posted by 2thDoc View Post
    I STAND WITH DUCK CUTTER!
    Quote Originally Posted by JABIII View Post
    I knew it wasn't real because no dogbox...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duck cutter View Post
    Pelzer is what I heard
    Southern end of northwest pelzer.....


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    West Pelzer

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    Quote Originally Posted by FEETDOWN View Post
    Southern end of northwest pelzer.....


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    I didn’t want to get too specific, but yea...
    Houndsmen are born, not made

    Quote Originally Posted by 2thDoc View Post
    I STAND WITH DUCK CUTTER!
    Quote Originally Posted by JABIII View Post
    I knew it wasn't real because no dogbox...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duck cutter View Post
    I didn’t want to get too specific, but yea...
    He wasn’t specific at all. I was in Pelzer today looking at land. The area the deer was killed was in west northwestern west Pelzer but nearest the most western southern tip. Just to be clear.
    Go Tigers!!!

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    Na brah. It was killed in the county of Pelzer. Home of all record book whitetails.

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    Y’all need to CTFD

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