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    Default Shane Beamer

    Anybody heard that he was coming to SC? I'm sure it's just a rumor, but i heard they were suppose to make the announcement today.

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    I heard they were gonna hire Will Muschamp.






    Oh wait, that was just a nightmare. Nm

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    He must need the money.
    Gettin old is for pussies! AND MY NEW TRUE people say like Capt. Tom >>>>>>>>>/
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    Quote Originally Posted by DRDUCK View Post
    He must need the money.
    Kind of early in a career to just completely ruin it. Course he’s probably looking at it as a stepping stone to a program that matters.
    Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.


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    Only a fool would jump in that dumpster.
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    Go Tigers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SaltMuck View Post
    Only a fool would jump in that dumpster.
    I'll go. They'll toss a wad of cash plus a kabillion dollar buy out. Go 5-7 or 6-6 for 3 years, get fired and retire.

    I won't wear the gear but I'll coach 'em up.

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    Go old South West Conference "The Pony Excess" type shit. Bring in Hugh Freeze and Art Briles.... find somebody on for defense and be done with it. You will have a title before you get the death penalty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glenn View Post
    I'll go. They'll toss a wad of cash plus a kabillion dollar buy out. Go 5-7 or 6-6 for 3 years, get fired and retire.

    I won't wear the gear but I'll coach 'em up.
    Shoot, you’d win one game extra, hang with Clemson a quarter or two, get to some meaningless bowl and they’d give an extension and more buyout. Before long you’re too old to enjoy what you fleeced them for.
    Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.


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    Quote Originally Posted by SCDAWG View Post
    Go old South West Conference "The Pony Excess" type shit. Bring in Hugh Freeze and Art Briles.... find somebody on for defense and be done with it. You will have a title before you get the death penalty.
    I'm a lifelong Carolina fan and I'd endorse it. Everybody is cheating anyway, might as well win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SaltMuck View Post
    Only a fool would jump in that dumpster.
    Are you on the reefer?

    Warren Buffet wouldn't turn down a Ray Tanner contract...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saltydog235 View Post
    Shoot, you’d win one game extra, hang with Clemson a quarter or two, get to some meaningless bowl and they’d give an extension and more buyout. Before long you’re too old to enjoy what you fleeced them for.
    Living rent free

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    Quote Originally Posted by JABIII View Post
    Are you on the reefer?

    Warren Buffet wouldn't turn down a Ray Tanner contract...

    shoot, as good a negotiator as Ray Tanner is, I could probably work it out that I could still wear my Clemson hat to games.
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    Beamer is gonna be the hire....

    Garrett Riley (******* s brother - smu OC) is gonna be the OC
    Chris Rumph is gonna be the DC
    Connor Shaw will be an on field coach somewhere

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    Quote Originally Posted by jwterry3 View Post
    Beamer is gonna be the hire....

    Garrett Riley (******* s brother - smu OC) is gonna be the OC
    Chris Rumph is gonna be the DC
    Connor Shaw will be an on field coach somewhere
    I'll take it. Damn sure can't be any worse...

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    Shaw keeps Stockton in play. He is gonna be a good one,

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    Quote Originally Posted by JABIII View Post
    Are you on the reefer?

    Warren Buffet wouldn't turn down a Ray Tanner contract...
    Hey, need proof? Just go visit the Fathead museum under Billy Brice...
    Quote Originally Posted by ecu1984 View Post
    Go Tigers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SCDAWG View Post
    Shaw keeps Stockton in play. He is gonna be a good one,
    The gun slinger does what Shaw tells him to do. Fact

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    So another big time QB on Bluff rd. With deals made. Look at Hill vs Hellinski/Doty or better yet lil’ Jakey and Scarneki. Promises made , promises kept. The hell with team success, or who deserves a chance. It’s the COOT way. BOOM got rich on it. Why change it now. If y’all did it would probably make Tanner cry again.

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    That Doty fellow looked promising the other night, to be a true freshman
    playing with a bunch of 2nd and 3rd stringers around him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ecu1984 View Post
    That Doty fellow looked promising the other night, to be a true freshman
    playing with a bunch of 2nd and 3rd stringers around him.
    He did great, especially that last pass. Fits right in with all those other losers.
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    You're also one of select few clemings with sense.

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