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Thread: After 35 yrs I am filing for divorce

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    Default After 35 yrs I am filing for divorce

    Grilled nice bacon wrapped tenderloin to good med rare middle tonight .

    Saw the WIFE had put this on her’s

    Surely this is grounds for a divorce after 35+ yrs.


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    Sure is, least she could have chosen A1.
    Low country redneck who moved north

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    Why is that even in the house? You have lost the war.
    "Think A Guy Like Me Worries About Percentages?" Tin Cup

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    You eat yours how you like and let her eat her's however she likes
    Send me $100 for saving your marriage

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    Quote Originally Posted by JBK View Post
    Why is that even in the house?
    My first thought. 57 sauce makes me want to stomp puppies it's so bad.
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    Monsters... Be damned if I'd ever be taken alive by the likes of faggot musslims.
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    Y’all boys ain’t living right!! If you don’t put 57 on your hamburger steak with grilled onions and mushrooms, then you might would hold a peter!!!

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    Closest I ever came was when I caught my wife trying to load my cast iron into the dish washer.

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    Make her some Hollandaise sauce if she’s got to have something

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    Quote Originally Posted by SCWOODROW View Post
    Y’all boys ain’t living right!! If you don’t put 57 on your hamburger steak with grilled onions and mushrooms, then you might would hold a peter!!!
    This man knows whats up!

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    I have a little Heinz 57 in my bbq sauce

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    The first crime was wrapping bacon around a tenderloin

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    You're lucky she ain't filed already if you overcook all your deer like that.

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    57 loaded down with pepper is my go to
    "They are who we thought they were"

    You can dress a fat chick up, but you cant fix stupid

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    for fucks sakes, don't type stuff like that out loud

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    Don’t criticize your wife’s decision making too harshly. She chose you as her husband.
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    57 sauce on Waffle House hash browns is pretty good.

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    That's what egg yolks are for

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    Quote Originally Posted by Highstrung View Post
    That's what egg yolks are for
    And ketchup,,,loaded down with pepper mixed in with egg yolk
    "They are who we thought they were"

    You can dress a fat chick up, but you cant fix stupid

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    Quote Originally Posted by Highstrung View Post
    The first crime was wrapping bacon around a tenderloin
    That is Truth
    Gettin old is for pussies! AND MY NEW TRUE people say like Capt. Tom >>>>>>>>>/
    "Wow, often imitated but never duplicated. No one can do it like the master. My hat is off to you DRDUCK!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Highstrung View Post
    The first crime was wrapping bacon around a tenderloin
    Beat me to it.

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