Asking for a friend. Is it morally wrong to rub one out into a wife's facemack if she has decided not to give head anymore?
Asking for a friend. Is it morally wrong to rub one out into a wife's facemack if she has decided not to give head anymore?
O boy is all I am going to say
Gettin old is for pussies! AND MY NEW TRUE people say like Capt. Tom >>>>>>>>>/
"Wow, often imitated but never duplicated. No one can do it like the master. My hat is off to you DRDUCK!"
I don't see a problem with it. Gotta do what you gotta do.
Lay off the booze and maybe she'll like you a little more.
Is she wearing the face mask?
Them that don't know him won't like him, and them that do sometimes won't know how to take him
He ain't wrong, he's just different, and his pride won't let him do things to make you think he's right
They don't put Championship rings on smooth hands
My word man
"They are who we thought they were"
You can dress a fat chick up, but you cant fix stupid
I feel like this is a couple to couple decision. Don’t paint her radio with a broad brush. Now, if she comes down in the morning and is excited to put it on, ....
Them that don't know him won't like him, and them that do sometimes won't know how to take him
He ain't wrong, he's just different, and his pride won't let him do things to make you think he's right
They don't put Championship rings on smooth hands
Just blot you’re dainty bits with it after cutting the grass instead.
You might need to wash your taliwacker more,or else go pay a hooker for something you cant wash off...whores and some booger sugar make for a great night FYI.
No. But it’s appropriate to cut a hole in it to refresh her memory
Better thing to do is wait until she goes to sleep. Bust one off on her eyes while shes sound asleep. She wakes up in the morning with her eyes matted shut, you yell allergies, or pink eye.
I am a nobody, that met somebody, that can save anybody.
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