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  1. 08-18-2020, 08:05 AM #1
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    Default Ducks are fixing to pay

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    Dont let Kayak see that
    Amendment II A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

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    I like fishing topwater. Will one of you jot down some of this redneck ghetto slang and the definitions for those of us who weren't born with a plastic spoon in our mouths?
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    I bet that thing is pretty damn hard to fly.
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    He's staying over water just in case he sets himself on fire...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rubberhead* View Post
    He's staying over water just in case he sets himself on fire...
    I wonder how heavy that suit is and if it would make him sink if he had to put it down over water..
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    At least he has a life jacket on
    Amendment II A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

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    I like fishing topwater. Will one of you jot down some of this redneck ghetto slang and the definitions for those of us who weren't born with a plastic spoon in our mouths?
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    Quote Originally Posted by wob View Post
    I wonder how heavy that suit is and if it would make him sink if he had to put it down over water..
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    I agree with some of the comments on YouTube. As soon as I took off with that thing I’d have an annoying itch.
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    When he lifts off at the grand canyon and flies around it'll be ready.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck the Duck Slayer View Post
    Dont let Kayak see that
    He stays high enough without any assistance from that
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mars Bluff View Post
    Only thing we need to be wearing in this country are ass whippings & condoms. That'll clear up half our issues.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Duck cutter View Post
    He stays high enough without any assistance from that
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    Bet if you had a collision with a duck at that speed, you'd be done.
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    both hands and both feet are busy. How you gonna kill a duck, other than a collision.

    It would be good for racing to the hole though if you could wear waders and carry a shotgun in a scabbard? What is the weigh capacity?
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    New hunting rules will be established.
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    I’d strap that contraption on in a frickin’ heartbeat if I could actually fly around here and do some scouting...unfortunately, anyone trying that out here would spend the rest of their lives in prison for torching the state. Flying without the aid of a plane or 60’s staples would be pretty damn awesome.
    “I can’t wait ‘till I’m grown” is the stupidest @!#* I ever said!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mudflat View Post
    New hunting rules will be established.
    ...as well as a funding bump for the state and federal DNR budgets. This would dominate Lonsestar Law in no time.
    “I can’t wait ‘till I’m grown” is the stupidest @!#* I ever said!
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