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    Would you rather take a shit against a tree filled with ticks

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    Door number three?
    When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home. -Tecumseh-

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    I can flick off some ticks. I can't flick off that many cottonmouths. I'm going ticks.

    Delta in a nutshell: Breeding grounds + small wetlands + big blocks of grass cover + predator removal + nesting structures + enough money to do the job= plenty of ducks to keep everyone smiling!

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    Btw, this should be in the junk forum.

    Delta in a nutshell: Breeding grounds + small wetlands + big blocks of grass cover + predator removal + nesting structures + enough money to do the job= plenty of ducks to keep everyone smiling!

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    A good majority on here would light fire to the tick tree but give those beautiful snakes a pass.

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    I’ll take the ticks. I can pick them off and haven’t gotten anything yet (knock on wood). I saw something like that contract cruising timber in the Francis Marion a few summers ago. The ground was moving with all the ticks. Probably picked 50+ off my pants and boots right then and I think 14 latched on when I got home.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Interceptor4 View Post
    A good majority on here would light fire to the tick tree but give those beautiful snakes a pass.
    I’d light fire to both. I’ll give a rattlesnake a pass and a copperhead on occasion but not a cottonmouth.
    Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.


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    A tick doesnt have to latch on to transmit disease. Often they bite and fall off before you even know they were there. Just food for thought.
    When I first got lyme, the rash on my ribcage was the only clue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scquackaddict View Post
    I’ll take the ticks. I can pick them off and haven’t gotten anything yet (knock on wood). I saw something like that contract cruising timber in the Francis Marion a few summers ago. The ground was moving with all the ticks. Probably picked 50+ off my pants and boots right then and I think 14 latched on when I got home.
    That’s just gross

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    My record is 13 ticks on my body. Not all attached though. Not fun
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    Neither. I like to think I’m smart enough not to put myself in either situation.
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    I am in the shop currently, and just thinking about it makes me itch... I am going to check for ticks when I get home
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