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    Why won’t my cantaloupes ripen?

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    Cause you ain’t old enough. Hair will grow on them before they ripen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bownut View Post
    Cause you ain’t old enough. Hair will grow on them before they ripen.
    Haven’t found the quickest way off a roof yet ?

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    be patient.
    when they yellow just a tad, yank it

    you will see the foilage start to die.

    mine were planted late may/early june? just now picking some in last week or so
    Ugh. Stupid people piss me off.

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    Is that science, or just a personal observation?
    When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home. -Tecumseh-

    Quote Originally Posted by Griffin View Post
    You're also one of select few clemings with sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StrutnBPS View Post
    Haven’t found the quickest way off a roof yet ?
    Like I’m sending this from the roof. Everybody doesn’t have to work all the time, although it’d be nice if you just tried starting.

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    The deer will know when theyre ripe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bownut View Post
    Like I’m sending this from the roof. Everybody doesn’t have to work all the time, although it’d be nice if you just tried starting.
    I’m off until Friday.

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    jj is mean
    (personal observation)

    I'm taking my balls and going home.
    Ugh. Stupid people piss me off.

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    We pick when the stem starts to break off on its own. I’ve got three different varieties and they are close.
    Worship the LORD, not HIS creation.

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