Can anyone change a diaper?

[willyworm]

No one really cares if y'all can change a diaper or not.

Did you see the guvnahs face change? He heard it... everyone did.

[lowcountryboiled]

When my daughter was about 3 months old I went to change her crappy diaper on the changing table we had set up in the living room. Understand that she had some GI issues at this time. I grabbed her ankles with one hand and pushed them back towards her stomach so I could get her butt off the table to wipe underneath and apparently she wasn't done with her business. I created the perfect vortex of pressure and angle of release. Crap shot out of her butt, I turned my face just in time to only catch some on the cheek and ear and the rest flew over my shoulder about 4 feet. I screamed like a girl. My wife thought I had dropped the kid. I'm going to bring it back up at my daughters wedding.

[JJ1965]

Nope. I have a lot of kids and only changed diapers a few times when my wife was in the hospital. That is what women are for. It worked great, right up to the day she left me

With an attitude like that, I can’t imagine why she left ya.

[TheVisorGuy]

My youngest took off his diaper and pooped down the slide at a chic fila at lunchtime on a Saturday

[scdiver]

My youngest took off his diaper and pooped down the slide at a chic fila at lunchtime on a Saturday

Pooptastrophe

[Shotunderit]

I've changed adult diapers, lots of them.

[wob]

I was a dry heaver, wife would laugh her ass off at me changing a diaper.

Me too. I would dry heave so hard that I was sore the next day.

[TheVisorGuy]

Pooptastrophe

I was by myself. I usually am never around to have them by myself much. I asked my oldest who was 4 at the time, "what does your mama do when stuff like this happens"

[2thDoc]

i had no idea this thread would help me understand why our country is in such sad shape...