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    Default Can anyone change a diaper?


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    Yep. Back in the day I was a pro.

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    Give me about 2 months.
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    yep, I was changing 2 back to back, until my wife got the twins potty trained during this corona no school stuff.

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    I was a dry heaver, wife would laugh her ass off at me changing a diaper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scmoose View Post
    I was a dry heaver, wife would laugh her ass off at me changing a diaper.
    Same here. So glad thats behind me.

    Dog ate a whole bag of old potatoes off the compost pile yesterday and puked it up on the hardwood floor. I didnt think I was gonna get through it.

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    I'm a plumber. Work in shit all day. Whats a little in the babies diaper? What I have a problem with is him trying to stick his hands down there while I'm trying to clean his little behind.

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    Nope. I have a lot of kids and only changed diapers a few times when my wife was in the hospital. That is what women are for. It worked great, right up to the day she left me

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    I am a RN. Have cleaned all sorts of crap. But when my little girl had diarrhea coming out of the top of the onesie I about
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    Lol at Mello Collins

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    Quote Originally Posted by mello_collins View Post
    I am a RN. Have cleaned all sorts of crap. But when my little girl had diarrhea coming out of the top of the onesie I about
    I think sleepy Joe has some coming out of the top of his onesie...

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    Quote Originally Posted by CurLee View Post
    Same here. So glad thats behind me.

    Dog ate a whole bag of old potatoes off the compost pile yesterday and puked it up on the hardwood floor. I didnt think I was gonna get through it.
    Haha. That's good.

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    I was a stay-at-home Dad, so yes, I can change a diaper. I will be ok if I never have to do another one.
    Crops are harvested, animals are killed.

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    I was fine with both of my boys until they started eating table food.

    Breast milk poop is nothing. Baby food is bananas in bananas out.

    But grown kid poop is out of my job description.
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    You boys that clean a deer but change a little shitty diaper??! Geez!! Or maybe you can’t clean your deer either.
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    I’ve changed a kabillion of em.

    Joe can depends on himself to change that one.

    Too many fruit cups.

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    Bunch of wimps
    "They are who we thought they were"

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    Baby diapers don’t bother me. The things that hit my gag reflex is picking up dog crap or puke, and cutting horns off a dead deer on the side of the road!
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    Quote Originally Posted by scmoose View Post
    I was a dry heaver, wife would laugh her ass off at me changing a diaper.
    That's me when I tried to change diapers, clean up vomit, anything like that I'm gagging like a fool.

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