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    Turkey hunting and cocaine don't mix.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Calibogue View Post
    Just own it dude....It's your didlo
    Oh I own it. Trust me I do. I look back now and ask myself, how the hell did it take you that long to kill that bird dumbass.... but I learned a lot so I take that and move on

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    Quote Originally Posted by Calibogue View Post
    Just own it dude....It's your didlo
    You have something against dildos? Is the why you keep misspelling it "didlo"?
    Carolina Counsel

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carolina Counsel View Post
    You have something against dildos? Is the why you keep misspelling it "didlo"?
    Ha, didn't catch that....DILDO!
    \"I never saw a wild thing feel sorry for itself. A small bird will drop dead frozen from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself.\" <br />D.H. LAWRENCE

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    Quote Originally Posted by FULLCHOKE View Post
    40 hours and all he got was 1"
    And, Dildo wasn't even the same Dildo he thought it was!
    \"I never saw a wild thing feel sorry for itself. A small bird will drop dead frozen from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself.\" <br />D.H. LAWRENCE

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    WWD this sounds like it played out as terrible as every duck hunting story you have ever put on here......smh

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    Quote Originally Posted by PJ1012 View Post
    Oh I own it. Trust me I do. I look back now and ask myself, how the hell did it take you that long to kill that bird dumbass.... but I learned a lot so I take that and move on
    So, your saying that Dildo touched you somewhere deep inside??
    Crops are harvested, animals are killed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sportin' Woodies View Post
    Turkey hunting and cocaine don't mix.
    gator tails and gobblers go hand in hand
    "JUST BECAUSE I AM NOT A GOOD SPELLER DOESN'T MEAN MY JEAN POLL IS GONNA BE BAD."
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    There's evidence coming out...
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    I dabble in a lot of things, but don't get too technical with any of them.

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    Don't worry about your choke, try investing in a normal sleep pattern.

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    I have to say that’s possibly the most disastrous turkey hunting story I’ve ever heard. My condolences.

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    I think you should quit turkey hunting. Forever

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    Now we turkey huntin! If you had a wing bone to flute and a signed something with the biologist in charge of making next year's turkeys you would be tagged out. It's just that simple. Carry on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sportin' Woodies View Post
    Turkey hunting and cocaine don't mix.
    Says who?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Calibogue View Post
    Sorry dude, nothing tops naming a 2yo gobbler Didlo!
    Naw, this story was written by a hunter. The dildo story, not so much.
    When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home. -Tecumseh-

    Quote Originally Posted by Griffin View Post
    You're also one of select few clemings with sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JJ1965 View Post
    Naw, this story was written by a hunter. The dildo story, not so much.
    I can assure you with the upmost certainty I would never shoot a bearded hen thinking it was a male turkey

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    What a cone head

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    Quote Originally Posted by PJ1012 View Post
    I can assure you with the upmost certainty I would never shoot a bearded hen thinking it was a male turkey
    Too much firewater, too many miles too quickly, not nearly enough quality sleep, and the damn hen...as my memory returns in pieces and fractures...broke into a semi-strut and fanned briefly...so...screw y’all...ya bunch of no-missing turkey snobs! After that last post and 6 hours sleep, I cut and loaded about a half ton of Osage, dug a 100 quart cooler full of ramps, and drove 17 hours straight through back home. I’ll be eatin’ the tranny tonight with some morels, ramps, and a good red wine, so I’m thrilled I killed her! After that, I’m going to pass out for a couple of days with no recollection of any piss-poor shooting.
    “I can’t wait ‘till I’m grown” is the stupidest @!#* I ever said!

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    Did the Jake weigh more, or the hen?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gourmet Gobbler View Post
    Did the Jake weigh more, or the hen?
    Hen by plenty. She was a stud...I mean...she was a large bird. Eating her last night has inspired a desire to target turkeys in the fall.
    “I can’t wait ‘till I’m grown” is the stupidest @!#* I ever said!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigtimber2 View Post
    Okay.


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