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    If you were at the lake this weekend, you now understand why Arkansas hates SC duck hunters....
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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGDUX View Post
    If you were at the lake this weekend, you now understand why Arkansas hates SC duck hunters....
    Because of the topless and naked chicks?
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    Arkansas I'm sure is in no lack of necking.

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    The necks out there have jonboat races to duck holes.

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    oh boy - don't make fun of their boat races. They'll put a bounty on your head.

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    The bottom line to all of this, regardless of worldwide pandemic, economic condition, etc., is: necks gonna neck.

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    Yeah, I’m sure that all rednecks don’t originate around Santee and migrate to the rest of the world, although it’s a plausible theory.
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    I plan on making fun of anyone that races jonboats, unabashedly

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    Quote Originally Posted by Highstrung View Post
    I plan on making fun of anyone that races jonboats, unabashedly
    Sounds like something someone with a slow boat would say, bo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buckin Bronco View Post
    Sounds like something someone with a slow boat would say, bo.
    you're gonna have to talk more smack than that to get me to sit on the bottom of my jonboat..

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    Quote Originally Posted by wskinner View Post
    Yeah, I’m sure that all rednecks don’t originate around Santee and migrate to the rest of the world, although it’s a plausible theory.
    I think we've established that they come from Sumter.
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    Other states hate Arkansas hunters. People from here travel elsewhere to Turkey hunt because we only have a 2 week season and surrounding states hate seeing Arkansas tags. The crap I saw in SC is nothing compared to what I saw out here this season out of people from Arkansas. The only reason they hate people from SC is that South Carolinians can beat them at their own game where as some others back down. The only problems I had all season were others from Arkansas not people from other states. The most respectful people I met came from other states. Spend enough time out here and those SC rednecks don’t seem so bad.

    But don’t make fun of Arkansas boat races, that crap is addicting.
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    Apparently all public boat ramps are closed now

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScLowCountry View Post
    Apparently all public boat ramps are closed now
    Where the hell you been? Thats old news......
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    Can you still launch your paddle board from the public dock? Asking for my friend... ^^^^^
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    Quote Originally Posted by FEETDOWN View Post
    Where the hell you been? Thats old news......
    I’ve been working in the ER all weekend. Sorry for the old news.

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