If you were at the lake this weekend, you now understand why Arkansas hates SC duck hunters....
If you were at the lake this weekend, you now understand why Arkansas hates SC duck hunters....
Christian Southern White Heterosexual Gun-Toting Male (The world's most hated minority)
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home. -Tecumseh-
Arkansas I'm sure is in no lack of necking.
The necks out there have jonboat races to duck holes.
oh boy - don't make fun of their boat races. They'll put a bounty on your head.
The bottom line to all of this, regardless of worldwide pandemic, economic condition, etc., is: necks gonna neck.
Yeah, I’m sure that all rednecks don’t originate around Santee and migrate to the rest of the world, although it’s a plausible theory.
Last edited by wskinner; 03-31-2020 at 09:05 AM.
I plan on making fun of anyone that races jonboats, unabashedly
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"Sometimes you gotta grab the bull by the horns and the women by the tits and take charge in your life" - General Patton
"I'm very drunk and I intend on getting still drunker before this evening's over."
- Rhett Butler
Other states hate Arkansas hunters. People from here travel elsewhere to Turkey hunt because we only have a 2 week season and surrounding states hate seeing Arkansas tags. The crap I saw in SC is nothing compared to what I saw out here this season out of people from Arkansas. The only reason they hate people from SC is that South Carolinians can beat them at their own game where as some others back down. The only problems I had all season were others from Arkansas not people from other states. The most respectful people I met came from other states. Spend enough time out here and those SC rednecks don’t seem so bad.
But don’t make fun of Arkansas boat races, that crap is addicting.
For the ducks
Apparently all public boat ramps are closed now
Can you still launch your paddle board from the public dock? Asking for my friend... ^^^^^
Last edited by Steelin' Ducks; 03-31-2020 at 11:07 AM.
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