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    55 second, DRT!

    The Elites don't fear the tall nails, government possesses both the will and the means to crush those folks. What the Elites do fear (or should fear) are the quiet men and women, with low profiles, hard hearts, long memories, and detailed target folders for action as they choose.

    "I here repeat, & would willingly proclaim, my unmitigated hatred to Yankee rule—to all political, social and business connections with Yankees, & to the perfidious, malignant, & vile Yankee race."

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    Well he died doing what he loved...well almost. MG
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    She wasn't whorsing around.

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    That's just bad luck. Should have had a horse shoe in his pocket.

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    Well Damn!

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    That's why mares are normally hobbled and sedated..
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    Patron no gonna be happy.....
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    Only thing we need to be wearing in this country are ass whippings & condoms. That'll clear up half our issues.

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    At 57secs,it's true that you shit yourself when you die.

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    neigh means nay!

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    He was dying to get some.

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    She kicked the literal shit out of him.....
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    Only thing we need to be wearing in this country are ass whippings & condoms. That'll clear up half our issues.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cleancutredneck View Post
    neigh means nay!
    The Elites don't fear the tall nails, government possesses both the will and the means to crush those folks. What the Elites do fear (or should fear) are the quiet men and women, with low profiles, hard hearts, long memories, and detailed target folders for action as they choose.

    "I here repeat, & would willingly proclaim, my unmitigated hatred to Yankee rule—to all political, social and business connections with Yankees, & to the perfidious, malignant, & vile Yankee race."

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    Now I know why Glenn is a small animal vet.
    The Elites don't fear the tall nails, government possesses both the will and the means to crush those folks. What the Elites do fear (or should fear) are the quiet men and women, with low profiles, hard hearts, long memories, and detailed target folders for action as they choose.

    "I here repeat, & would willingly proclaim, my unmitigated hatred to Yankee rule—to all political, social and business connections with Yankees, & to the perfidious, malignant, & vile Yankee race."

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    Seabiscuit is bound for the glue factory.

    Talk about knocking your dick into the dirt.
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    Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.


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    Some women take telling a guy “no” to the extreme.

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    What a stiff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mergie Master View Post
    Now I know why Glenn is a small animal vet.
    You ain’t lying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FEETDOWN View Post
    Patron no gonna be happy.....
    My thoughts exactly.
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    I dont know how it was done. For all I know that weird bastard that determined it's gender licked it.

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    Looks like he died smiling!
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