Some Things Your Dad Told You

[wob]

"never fight a man who has nothing to lose"

[smitch320]

Call me if you need a ride

[Woodiewacker82]

Children are to be seen not heard.

[JOHNSON]

“A stranger will never **** you over, it will always be a friend”

[TheVisorGuy]

A gamblers money has no home

[TheVisorGuy]

You can dress a fat chick up but you can't fix stupid

[Trey01]

Don’t have no more fun than you can afford .

[FishSticker]

"Think about how dumb half of society is and then realize that the other half is dumber than that..."

"I need the damn light over HERE!"

"I need you to stop understand the consequences of what it is that you are getting ready to do...."

[Bad Habit]

Winners never quit and quitters never win

[Lowcountry Boykin]

“You can make more money, but you can’t make more time. Don’t waste time...whether it’s someone else’s or yours.”

“It’s not about how much money you make, it’s about how much you don’t spend.”

“If you are going to be friends with someone, you have to be willing to accept everything about them that makes them different from you. Otherwise, just don’t be friends with them.”

“Have a relationship with God and screw anyone who wants to judge you on it.”

“It’s a privilege to grow old...(he passed at 62 years of age)”

~LB

[GMAC]

If someone claims a bird you dropped, tell him "good shot".

[Salt Marsh]

"I don't care if it's still raining, go bail the boats."

When working on anything mechanical:

"Don't force it."

Best marriage advice I ever got:

"For the rest of your life, you will have two choices. You can be right or you can be happy."

[TheVisorGuy]

Women are gonna bitch about something regardless , might as well give them something to bitch about

[Waccamaw Kid]

Before you sweep around someone's else's door sweep around your own door..

[Hooter]

I'll knock you into next week
Hotter than a $2 pistol

[Baggy]

Don’t mess with a man that’s too old to fight and too proud to run.

[Relentlous]

“Son theres stuff out there Ajax won’t take off”

[Pcole]

Shine the light where I'm working, dammit.

Followed shortly by "take your ass in the house and watch soap operas with your $@/?"*+&" momma".

My father was a truck driver for 40 years, so you have to hear everything in cb language to get the proper context, but a few of his were:

"Don't trust anything that bleeds for a week every month and doesn't die."

"Who spit this mint-flavored shit in my spit bottle?"

"I brought you in this world, and I'll take you out of it."

[Chuck the Duck Slayer]

Stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about.

[porkchop 13]

Annita doesn't live here anymore.

Shame on me first time shame on you second time

Can't fix stupid but sure would like to slap the shit out of them

Nothing open after midnight but legs and jail

I'm not gonna beg you to do nothing.

If you want it done right do it yourself.

Don't eat up all your profit

I wouldn't feed him for him

I will make a believer out of you one way or another.

If you get invited to go hunting/fishing etc.. always pay for something (gas, breakfast, or bait.) Never expect to go for free

Always tip waitress well.