To a waitress
You got change for a dollar? I want to leave you a good tip
"They are who we thought they were"
You can dress a fat chick up, but you cant fix stupid
You can't hurt something that makes its own grease
That would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway (about a sluttly woman)
It's my lie, I'll tell it how I want to
I didnt say it was your fault, I just said I was going to blame you
"They are who we thought they were"
You can dress a fat chick up, but you cant fix stupid
When he met my first girlfriend in high school he told me "you are keeping whatever you come home with whether it itches, burns, or shits in a diaper"
Hush it before I give you something to cry about
Everybody gets a vote and I will determine if your vote counts.
God gave you two ears and one mouth for a reason
You might think you are big but as long as I can get my hands on a bat, i will take you out!
Shit roles down hill, and right now you are at the bottom
"They are who we thought they were"
You can dress a fat chick up, but you cant fix stupid
My mother was an emergency room nurse that worked 3rd shift
“Nothing good ever happened after midnight”
It was hard as hell to get a curfew pass midnight from her.
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A chicken got a lil bidy head but he has got sense enough to get out of the rain
"You take it out if the truck, garage.. be it working with me or another man.. you will put it back."
I had to learn that one a lot. I had to replace countless tools. Now they are all mine.
"a man can't fight if he can't stand" (his way of saying put him on the ground quick like) " there are no stupid questions son , just stupid people "
We gave you Corn,you gave us clap,bad trade.
My Dad owned an auto repair center, he's been gone for about 10 years now
"you all right on cash?"
"I'm not going to tell you but one more time"
"don't overtighten that bolt or you'll ring it off" ……. just about then I break it off
"you want to try and slip out tomorrow?" ………. his way of asking if we want to go hunting or fishing
"call me if you need anything"
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Does a cat have a climbing gear
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Thicker than a $40 ham sandwich
"They are who we thought they were"
You can dress a fat chick up, but you cant fix stupid
Can't never did a damn thing for anybody.
My house my rules.
When you pay the bills , you can make the rules.
The day you turn 18, you are packing up and moving out.
Don't be a candy ankle.
Eat what is on your plate or you won't have a plate to eat on.
If you say you don't like something on your plate you are getting a double serving of it.
Turn your pocket knife in. This one hurt the second most.
Turn your BB gun in. This one hurt the most.
If you kill it you eat it.
If you are going to play, play hard, if you are going to work, work hard.
All a man truly has is his word.
Always try harder than the next guy.
If you are scared, keep that to yourself.
Always respect your elders.
You are old enough know that your wants don't hurt you.
Always keep your gun clean and your tools where they belong.
Aim small miss small.
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Genesis 9;2
Just tonight
Boy something done crawled up in you and died
"They are who we thought they were"
You can dress a fat chick up, but you cant fix stupid
Don't embarrass me
Wait till I get home (when I got too big for mama to handle)
"They are who we thought they were"
You can dress a fat chick up, but you cant fix stupid
"You the campingest m'fer I've ever seen, to not own a tent."
I would tell my dad that I was going camping, if I wasn't coming home that night.
The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is,
as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.
Thomas Jefferson
If you're not here when I need you, where do you think you'll be when I no longer need you?
Don't get into redheads, hair dressers, or women that are into horses
Want a beating? Shoot a rabbit on the jump
As often as possible, do something that blows your hair back (not to include redheads)
Them that don't know him won't like him, and them that do sometimes won't know how to take him
He ain't wrong, he's just different, and his pride won't let him do things to make you think he's right
They don't put Championship rings on smooth hands
Some people fail to plan but most people plan to fail.
There’s nothing you can’t do yourself.
I have yet to figure how your big ass is scared of a little ole wasp.
You know it’s not to late to call this thing off.
You could tear up an anvil with a q-tip.
Most destructive child I’ve ever seen.
Why in the hell would you do that?
Don’t over-tighten it!!!
Righty-tighty Lefty Lucy
Need some spray for your ankles so those ants can’t get to your candy ass?
How’d that work out for ya?
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I wish I could breathe life back in him, if I could I'd hunt him again tomorrow. - Ben Rodgers Lee
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