Just a joke.

[SCWoody]

(AP) It has been reported by various sources that FEMA has conferred with the Univ. of SC officials concerning the rapid evacuation of thickly populated areas.

One government official remarked, "If USC officials can evacuate 80,000 people during the 3rd quarter of a football game, perhaps they can offer suggestions on the rapid evacuation of people from threatened areas during storms and other catastrophes."

An unidentified Gamecock source assured government officials their many years of experience in early evacuation procedures would serve as a perfect model for future federal and state evacuation plans and suggested the project be named "Cock and Fire" in honor of Coach Steve Spurrier's new offensive scheme.

[2thDoc]

and here's another one....

Columbia , South Carolina (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Columbia courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over

who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping

with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge

then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took

the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the South Carolina Gamecocks, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone

[SCWoody]

I knew you would have one Tooth.

[SCDuckSlayer]

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