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    Default ‘Start Your Day With Maximum Gay:’ Kellogg’s Launches LGBT Cereal

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    I bet it’s tasty. I love all those cereals
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    That’s the absolute dumbest shit I’ve heard all day, and that’s saying a lot.

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    Gay...
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    Why not make the fruit loops box purple and call it a day?

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    purple and orange

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    I bet after each shift they are sweeping up all the spilled scraps after the cereal runs are done. Instead of putting it in a bin to sell to dog food manufacturers they are packaging and selling to the queers.

    Brilliant idea.


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    I dislike cereal. Breakfast should include meat and eggs in some fashion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Reb View Post
    I bet after each shift they are sweeping up all the spilled scraps after the cereal runs are done. Instead of putting it in a bin to sell to dog food manufacturers they are packaging and selling to the queers.

    Brilliant idea.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Reb View Post
    I bet after each shift they are sweeping up all the spilled scraps after the cereal runs are done. Instead of putting it in a bin to sell to dog food manufacturers they are packaging and selling to the queers.

    Brilliant idea.


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    It would be, except it’s 6 different boxes inside the big box, so you can mix them how you choose. But that sounds discriminatory to me. Who wants to mix Raisin Bran?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bad Habit View Post
    purple and orange
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    Quote Originally Posted by Calibogue View Post
    Gay...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gourmet Gobbler View Post
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    purple and orange-cause they finger the opposing teams butt holes on TV

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    One more manufacturer that has lost my business.

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    You're gonna have to make all your own stuff pretty soon MG. Won't be any left.
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