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    Unicorns live in unicorn valley which is far far away according to my 4 year old gran daughter so we decided to trap one instead. As you can see we have their favorite food and a decoy as well as a brush abor to guide them into the trap. The problem is while I'm pretty sure one of my neighbors is a troll we are pretty short of unicorns in my neighborhood. Is there anybody on here who could photoshop one in this picture. An elf letting it go would explain why the unicorn isn't there when we get up tomorrow. You would make me the world's greatest Popa and have my undying gratitude. I can text the photo if anybody can do this. 8 oh three 983 one 746. 20190922_165044.jpg
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    That's got visor guy written all over it
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    Whats the rest of the trap look like? Good on you Papa!
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    That’s awesome!
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    If you don't buy a white pony, drill a 2" hole in its skull and jam a cows horn in it, what kind of peepaw are you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sportin' Woodies View Post
    If you don't buy a white pony, drill a 2" hole in its skull and jam a cows horn in it, what kind of peepaw are you?
    I've got an old goat horn somewhere. I might stick it in the noose and say the trap must have snatched it off. Poor little unicorn lost his horn. Guess that would make him a nunahorn.
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    There is only one unicorn and she’s been trapped. Prepare your granddaughter for disappointment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glenn View Post
    There is only one unicorn and she’s been trapped. Prepare your granddaughter for disappointment.
    Accordingto her there is a bunch of them in unicorn valley and the unicorn lady takes care of them. They are all girls, eat cotton candy and poop out rainbows
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    Your unicorn just tells you she is the only one so you don't go looking for other unicorns
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck the Duck Slayer View Post
    That's got visor guy written all over it
    "They are who we thought they were"

    You can dress a fat chick up, but you cant fix stupid

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    Sorry buddy couldn’t resist
    Amendment II A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

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    I like fishing topwater. Will one of you jot down some of this redneck ghetto slang and the definitions for those of us who weren't born with a plastic spoon in our mouths?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck the Duck Slayer View Post
    Sorry buddy couldn’t resist
    I thought it was funny

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    "My resume is the trail of destruction behind me. " Bucky Katt

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    nice

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