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    When he was moving his feet around you could here them clanking......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tha Dick View Post
    When he was moving his feet around you could here them clanking......
    He shall bruise your head, and you shall bruise His heel (Genesis 3:15).


    But doesn't say anything about his hands. So I guess ole boy was clacking due to threat of his heel?
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    ^^^ took me a second. Then I laughed out loud.

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    Was referring to the 2nd post, not Frosty's.

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    I don't think I ever realized how big those serpents are...or that's just a very small man

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tha Dick View Post
    When he was moving his feet around you could here them clanking......
    I ain't so sure how he fits 'em in his britches

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tha Dick View Post
    When he was moving his feet around you could here them clanking......
    No kidding
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    I dont know how it was done. For all I know that weird bastard that determined it's gender licked it.

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    pfft! I bet he didnt take it to church and dance with it.


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    Surely their army has guns

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    Defanged...

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    There’s stupid and then there’s people like him

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    I’d a shotgunned that thing and gone about the rest of my day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silentweapon338 View Post
    So I guess ole boy was clacking due to threat of his heel?
    No, his balls of steel clanking!!

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    The San Diego zoo had a King Cobra in captivity for over 15 years last time we were there. They measured it at over 17 feet in length. Largest venomous snake in the world. I think years back the London zoo had one that was 19+ feet ..
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    The 1 they have at the Columbia zoo is a big bastard. Usually its inside the pot looking out but got to see it stretched out and I would guess its prob 13 or 14' long.
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    I need to come see that.. Biggest venomous snake I ever saw in the wild was a Bushmaster in Costa Rica. The dude that was leading the tour in Manuel Antonio just stepped right over it.. The rest of the group, did not. He just laughed.

    It was big - like 8 feet maybe and as big around as a coke can. I wanted to chop it into pieces - but had no means by which to do so..
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    Quote Originally Posted by nitro5x6's View Post
    I need to come see that.. Biggest venomous snake I ever saw in the wild was a Bushmaster in Costa Rica. The dude that was leading the tour in Manuel Antonio just stepped right over it.. The rest of the group, did not. He just laughed.

    It was big - like 8 feet maybe and as big around as a coke can. I wanted to chop it into pieces - but had no means by which to do so..
    This 1 is prob a coke can or larger around. Head fanned out looked like a boxers glove. Very beautiful snake, just glad there is something between me and it or I would run away screaming like a girl. Look up the video on YouTube, guy from Jackass , Bam, gets locked in a horse trailer with a big ass cobra. He flips out and rightfully so.
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    The last venomous snake I handled bare handed was a timber rattler that was loose in my house. I pinned his head with a putter and grabbed him behind the head. I did not realize until that moment how flexible their heads are. He was contorting his head every whichaway trying to get a fang in me and his body was slinging around like a red wiggler that you just touched with a hook. I don't bare hand venomous snakes anymore.

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