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    Default Hey Glenn!

    The dog de-stank arrived! Snoop now doesn't smell like the liver of a 12 day old dead deer. Thank you.

    However, I would rather try to lasso a giraffe than shampoo Snoop...

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    Weener dogs grab a different gear. I'd suggest industrial pressure washing from a safe distance.

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    He already tried to bite me earlier after Chaos smoked and rolled his ass going for a ball. Like it was my fault...

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    My youngest got a minature wiener female for Christmas. She's only snarled and snapped at me once, so far. I believe that moment is still fresh enough in her memory.
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    They have no memory. They do only what they think that you do not want them to do. Tell one to "EAT" and point at the food bowl every day. That fucker will starve to death to spite you...

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    I couldn't be that lucky with this one. But she will definitely make my lab back up. And he's as big an asshole of a lab as I've ever seen. I should've named him toofer.
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    All of our labs walk around Millington until they get tired of his shit. His head is full of bite holes. It was not random that Chaos gave him 3 legs on the way to the ball. I always have one new tennis ball per dog when I take them to the lake. The labs bring theirs back to hand without exception. The dachshund drops his at the bank. Fuck him. Snoop usually brings the dachs ball back with his own. He gets tired of that shit and the dachs tries to steal retrieves. He pays...

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    They are like working on a chain saw while it is running and the throttle is tied down.

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    You can see the evil in her eyes.




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    Don't touch it. It's a trap.
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    I saw a feller what was much bigger than me wearing a cast on one hand because of one.
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    My 5 year old got a dachshund from Santa this past Christmas. P-nut is One of the best little dogs I’ve ever been around.


    He’s gonna make one heck of a little deer dog. I’m impressed with him.

    House breaking him was more difficult than my labs in the past
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    We have a miniature schnauzer that turns into a devil bitch around 8 pm every night. She is cool as hell from 7am until 8pm.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Glenn View Post
    Don't touch it. It's a trap.
    Apparently, something triggered the trap while I was out. The sunflower seeds were on the counter. And the pumpkin is still on the counter, but missing half its stem. Obviously, she has figured out how to get in a chair, and jump up on the countertop.

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    The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is,
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    Fuzzy

    That looks like a lot of the stuff my Beagle does. Gives my Lab hell by biting at her legs while running. She stays in the house and has become a complete demon.
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    IMG_20190728_105153923.jpg Eyes half open and always listening. Loyal to my wife.
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    we had one for 9 or 10 years, worse dog in the world to house break.
    Little bastards like to tunnel under the blankets, sheets, rugs, etc

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    Quote Originally Posted by ecu1984 View Post
    Little bastards like to tunnel under the blankets, sheets, rugs, etc
    Anything but banks because that would be practical...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ecu1984 View Post
    we had one for 9 or 10 years, worse dog in the world to house break.
    Little bastards like to tunnel under the blankets, sheets, rugs, etc

    Rescue weens. Her owner died and extended family didnt want her. My wife had been begging for one. I didnt want one but this one was free, already ~8-10 years old, and probably has some beagle in her. Avoided the fees, the puppy stage, and hopefully the predisposed medical conditions. Very agreeable, lazy little dog. Wife and daughter are obsessed. I guess I won? I barely notice her in the house.



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