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    Dreams. They never make no sense. Well parts of 'em do, but those parts never seem to connect.

    I submit that we should post our dreams here and let the rest of us try to make sense of 'em. This came about after talking to a few of our more familiar scduckers about one I had recently.....so here it is....laying it all out there for ya.....

    I'm in my truck, alone, on a gravel road. Doing what, I don't know. Driving. All of a sudden I have bull elk SCREAMING to my right - a pair of 'em, actually. Panic sets in when I try to figure out how I'm gonna kill one of 'em. Do I have a rifle in the truck? I'm now standing on the passenger side and open the front door and standing in the seat is my dad's Ruger No.1 .270. I level it across the hood of the truck in the direction of the bulls that are now across the road at about 11:00. Next thing I know, I'm in the bed with the gun leveled across the roof and squeezing the trigger. Still haven't seen the elk. Peering through the scope, I am looking for the wapitis and I hear the crack of somebody else's rifle. In a scene of pastureland broken up with trees, I see a MONSTER of a bull elk tumble from the trees at about 50mph, then slide across the grass about 100' to a stop. Out pops the 2nd bull and it's a spike with 12" tines....
    Here's where it gets good....
    I am now deciding if I'm going to kill this little spike and level on him. Start to squeeze when something on the hood grabs my attention. Up from the front windshield and onto the roof appears a white beaver. A white beaver, I say.

    Glenn is claiming the big bull, but I just don't know.

    The end.

    Go.....
    I don't need my name in the marquee lights....

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    Grown men telling other grown men their dreams is gay. Even if it is about hunting and beavers.
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    You're also one of select few clemings with sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JJ1965 View Post
    Grown men telling other grown men their dreams is gay. Even if it is about hunting and beavers.
    Boom!

    For a minute there I thought I was in the comment section of Huffingpaint Post.
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    It never would happen because 1 week before the trip youíd remember Clemson had a home game


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    Elk hunting or sharing a icee with a guy at a football game. Itís getting good.

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    Hallucinogenics?

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    So you were standing there with your "gun" in your hand trying to figure out what to do with it. With a "caliber" that some would say it too small. Then someone beat you to the target. And a white beaver shows up.

    This dream is clearly about your sex life. Prayers sent.

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    I dreamt my father in law died his hair from grey to jet black and I was struggling with how to tell him a) I knew and b) it looked awesome as hell

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sportin' Woodies View Post
    I dreamt my father in law died his hair from grey to jet black and I was struggling with how to tell him a) I knew and b) it looked awesome as hell
    His hair cut was even better.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Sportin' Woodies View Post
    I dreamt my father in law died his hair from grey to jet black and I was struggling with how to tell him a) I knew and b) it looked awesome as hell
    Does he sell watermelons in White Rock?

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    Quote Originally Posted by charlie horse View Post
    Does he sell watermelons in White Rock?
    The dirty baby stand!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sportin' Woodies View Post
    I dreamt my father in law died his hair from grey to jet black and I was struggling with how to tell him a) I knew and b) it looked awesome as hell
    I swear! You can’t make this shit up....
    More fuel = more boost!!

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    White beaver has to be a white hat Q drop message.

    You got one of those smart home thingies from the Google or Amazon?

    You woke, man? Are you They? [white hat crumb dropper]?

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    At least it wasn't a black beaver.

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    I’d rather watch Dayz of OurLives than read about your dreams.
    RIP Kelsey "Bigdawg" Cromer
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    If love could have saved you, you would have lived forever.

    Missing you my great friend.


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    Good work, Sportin.

    It was spoda be funny you humorless shits.

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    I don't need my name in the marquee lights....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simple Man View Post
    Good work, Sportin.

    It was spoda be funny you humorless shits.

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    Kind of like a soup sandwich is supposed to be good to eat I reckon.
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    They're missing humor in here these days.. they like to use catch phrases like "passion" which I'm surprised isn't used in here yet. Or some silly s***. For f*** sakes originality is dead.

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    Well, I've been having this recurring dream fo many years now. Its always in a crowded place like a train station, airport terminal or shopping mall.
    I'm completely nude and sitting on a toilet taking a dump with hundreds of people walking by.
    I'm not really embarrassed or anything but fir some reason when I'm done I dont want to stand up and wipe my butt in front of all those people so I sit there all day until everyone leaves.

    What does this mean?
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    Quote Originally Posted by scatter shot View Post
    Well, I've been having this recurring dream fo many years now. Its always in a crowded place like a train station, airport terminal or shopping mall.
    I'm completely nude and sitting on a toilet taking a dump with hundreds of people walking by.
    I'm not really embarrassed or anything but fir some reason when I'm done I dont want to stand up and wipe my butt in front of all those people so I sit there all day until everyone leaves.

    What does this mean?
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    Sounds like Parris Island.

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