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    carolina is like that good looking gal you dated in high school. looks good. lots of fun in the sack. great at a party, but deep down, you know she is a whore. you spent an awesome weekend with her. drank and had freaky sex with her on a wekend camping trip. you talked about life. it was like you were one. then, the next thursday, you play in a pickup basketball game and run into a guy you went to grade school with who goes to the high school down the road. you get to talking and he says hey do you know (insert your gal friend's name) you say yes with much vigor, but hold the whole love thing back at first. he then goes to tell you that they call her amtrack at his HS because he and the rest of the basketball team ran a 4 hour train on her. you are mad at first, you affront her. she denies it, but you know better. you get drunk and angry. you do not talk to her for a week. then, she comes up to you at a party. looks good. smells good. you have a buzz. she dangles her flower in front of you and you can not resist. you take her back. you get angry when your friends call her a whore. she consumes you.
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    Is that supposed to be funny? What in the fuck is wrong with you, duk?

    Why don't you start another stupid thread? Call this one "Disorganized bullshit that falls out of my face and into my lap".

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    when I hear the word WHORE I think of that coaches daughter that showed her 9 inch AXE gash to the world- crap I cant think of her name at the moment but I can see her entrails about to fall out that slash
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    Chip, WTF are you talking about? Sounds like you're on a bad trip remembering the first time you finger banged Sally Rotten Crotch in highschool, then got your heart broke. If there's an analogy to Carolina football in there I'm missing it. Does the girl in your story have big tits though?
    \"We say grace and we say maam, if you ain\'t into that, we don\'t give a damn.\" HW Jr.

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    You could put a five gallon bucket up in that thing.

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    it's an analogy of a carolina fan and his beloved team. sad, but it is what it is.


    women though....

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    Originally posted by dukmon:
    it's an analogy of a carolina fan and his beloved team. sad, but it is what it is.
    I don't think so. Sounds more like something you've been repressing.

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    i have known some whores... god bless them all, even if the experience could be similar to putting a small center console in a large slip on a warm morning.
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    Alright, have it your way.

    Tell Rudy I said hello.

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    This is a disturbing thread. I also agree completely with fish. I just have nothing to say
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