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  1. 07-17-2019, 02:08 PM #1
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    NEWS
    by: The Associated Press
    Posted: Jul 17, 2019 / 12:40 PM EDT / Updated: Jul 17, 2019 / 12:40 PM EDT

    Alex Bonilla (Source: WFLA)

    BELL, Fla. (AP) — Authorities say a Florida man held his wife’s lover at gunpoint and cut off the man’s penis before fleeing with the flailing appendage.

    News outlets report 49-year-old Alex Bonilla was arrested hours later on charges including aggravated assault.

    The Gilchrist County Sheriff’s Office released a statement Tuesday that said Bonilla broke into his neighbor’s home Sunday, tied the neighbor up and mutilated his genitals with scissors. Deputies say the victim told authorities that Bonilla then took the severed penis and fled across the street to his own house.

    Deputies say the motive still is under investigation, though an arrest report says Bonilla caught his wife and the victim having sex in May.

    The victim was hospitalized.
    "George Washington didn't use his freedom of speech to defeat the British, he shot them."
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  2. 07-17-2019, 02:20 PM #2
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    Missed it by that much.
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    That's cutting it close....
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    Heading for trouble, wonder who tipped him off.
    Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.


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    That was a dick move.
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    I guess that guy didn't have the balls to do the right thing.
    "This is My commandment, that you love one another as I have loved you." John 15:12

    "Strive for peace with everyone, and for the holiness without which no one will see the Lord." Hebrews 12:14
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    That was a hard lesson to learn.
    When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home. -Tecumseh-

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    Thats a real dickhead move.

    Pretty ballsy to think he'd get away with it.
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    Trying to figure out who really got the shaft in this story will be tricky...
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    I can’t get past “ the flailing appendage”. Must be like frog legs. Who’d a thunk it?
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    I can't get past the last sentence. "The victim was hospitalized".
    "George Washington didn't use his freedom of speech to defeat the British, he shot them."
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    That's just nuts!
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    Quote Originally Posted by joshua2 View Post
    I can't get past the last sentence. "The victim was hospitalized".
    Hope he doesn't get the short end of the stick from insurance too.
    Last edited by uga_dawg; 07-17-2019 at 03:05 PM. Reason: not fast enough to the punch line
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    Got to be a eunuch and horrifying experience.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mars Bluff View Post
    That was a dick move.
    more like a dick remove...amirite
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    Redickulous
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carolina Counsel View Post
    That's just nuts!
    That's all that's left are the nuts
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    I like fishing topwater. Will one of you jot down some of this redneck ghetto slang and the definitions for those of us who weren't born with a plastic spoon in our mouths?
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  18. 07-17-2019, 03:33 PM #18
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    I would have taken the bullet.
    “If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen.”
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  19. 07-17-2019, 04:28 PM #19
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    Nipped it in the bud.
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    In the game of infidelity there are no weiners.
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